Applehoff

Applehoff is a polite way of calling some a nigger. Although this person may or may not be black of skin they are certainly exemplify traits and are involved in niggardom.

My buddy Ryan is a total Applehoff.

by Analfeen February 16, 2024

AppleHo

A waitress or server at a restaurant that is likely to go home with you for a large tip; specifically one from Applebees.

Can be used for anyone with loose morals, especially when influenced by money: id est, someone likely to sleep with a high roller, or someone pretending to be a high roller.

That bartender that Matt hooked up with was such an AppleHo, she went home with him just for leaving a large tip.

by Joel B. September 12, 2009

Appleholic

Someone who buys whatever overpiced new thing Apple has put out and rant's and raves about it with the attitude that Apple is superior to all else and all else is to be looked down upon, snubbed as if inferior and speaks condescendingly to all who aren't feeding Apple their paychecks.

Mary: Can I see your iPod?
Bob: It's not an iPod, it's an MP3 player.
Mary: Oh. Nevermind.

Bob: You're such a snotty Appleholic, I hope you get iAIDS.

by Gicky May 3, 2010

Applehole

When the word asshole is just too explicit for the ears of the weary, resort to the toned down version of America's favorite swear.
D77 birthed this puppy

Don't be an applehole.

Don't mind that hater, he's an applehole if I've ever seen one.

by NDubski August 20, 2010

applesofucklutely

Put simply, an expression of cosmic certitude or a quality that is expressed to the nth degree.

Snoopy G. is applesofucklutely beautiful.

by c. everett koop October 31, 2005

appleonfire

meaning that hes a very sexy, handsome, would like to fuck instantly, when you see him, u want to be with him 24/7, hes a super cool dude, chill, omfg we all love him, he got a big cock too, perfect for everyone

omg is that appleonfire over there?

by AppleOnFire March 6, 2022