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applemuck 

A very bad or lousy kisser.
One with little technique or too much slobber while kissing.
Mary: Did you kiss John on your first date?
Susan: Yes, yuk!
Mary: What? You didn't like the way he kissed?
Susan: NO WAY! He was a real APPLEMUCK!
applemuck by Mrs. N May 16, 2008

appletuck 

the act of a woman (or man in some instances) sticking his/her breast into a man/woman's anus
Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!
appletuck by thesbians 06-07 January 20, 2007

applefucked 

1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa

2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.
I was just applefucked.

He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.
applefucked by DrPhist November 5, 2011

appletuck 

the act of a woman sticking her breast into a man/woman's anus
Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!
appletuck by thesbians 06-07 December 12, 2008
What you scream when you punch a fucking Apple computer
Student: “Hey Mr. Cock, I took a picture yesterday and I don’t know how to edit it corre-“
Mr. Cock: “APPLEFUCK!” *punches computer, throws it across room, pisses on it*
applefuck by Pickle sickle February 8, 2018
A word used to describe someone who's fantasy's are having sex with fruit
That guy is definitely a applefuck
Applefuck by Jarard August 7, 2019