Apple Cuck

The word used by a specific type of illiterate male to explain the Apple Ecosystem.

Man 1: I really want the new iPhone.
Man 2: Why would you wanna be an Apple Cuck?

by bw6984 September 11, 2025

applemuck

A very bad or lousy kisser.
One with little technique or too much slobber while kissing.

Mary: Did you kiss John on your first date?
Susan: Yes, yuk!
Mary: What? You didn't like the way he kissed?
Susan: NO WAY! He was a real APPLEMUCK!

by Mrs. N May 16, 2008

appletuck

the act of a woman (or man in some instances) sticking his/her breast into a man/woman's anus

Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!

by thesbians 06-07 January 20, 2007

applefucked

1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa

2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.

I was just applefucked.

He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.

by DrPhist November 5, 2011

appletuck

the act of a woman sticking her breast into a man/woman's anus

Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!

by thesbians 06-07 December 12, 2008

applefuck

What you scream when you punch a fucking Apple computer

Student: “Hey Mr. Cock, I took a picture yesterday and I don’t know how to edit it corre-“
Mr. Cock: “APPLEFUCK!” *punches computer, throws it across room, pisses on it*

by Pickle sickle February 8, 2018

Applefuck

A word used to describe someone who's fantasy's are having sex with fruit

That guy is definitely a applefuck

by Jarard August 7, 2019