applefucked

1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa

2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.

I was just applefucked.

He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.

by DrPhist November 5, 2011

Applejacked

The process of having your Apple iPod stolen, usually as a result of wearing the tell tale white earbuds.

"Dude I was on the train last night and someone came up to me and stole my iPod!" "Dude you totally got Applejacked."

by Christopher Jennings September 26, 2005

Appfucked

The state of mind first-semester High School seniors find themselves in when they've put off college application work for too long. Often characterized by swearing, complaining and general hate for the world and those who've already applied or been accepted.

T: Dude, I just got into MIT early decision!
B: Shit! I'm applying to 18 schools and I've barely started.
T: When's your stuff due?
B: 2 weeks! I'm appfucked.

by 18goddamnschools December 19, 2009

applejacked

Characterized by marked muscular development; powerfully built; swole; ripped; jacked

"Man did you see that linebacker for the rams?"
"Hell yeah he was applejacked!"

by liljew July 4, 2008

applefuck

What you scream when you punch a fucking Apple computer

Student: “Hey Mr. Cock, I took a picture yesterday and I don’t know how to edit it corre-“
Mr. Cock: “APPLEFUCK!” *punches computer, throws it across room, pisses on it*

by Pickle sickle February 8, 2018

Applefuck

A word used to describe someone who's fantasy's are having sex with fruit

That guy is definitely a applefuck

by Jarard August 7, 2019

applefaced

referencing the rosy apply cheeks of someone blithe, too naïve to appreciate life's pain, or unaware of it, and so they're always smiling and cheery

'I'm so upset, man, my parents are getting divorced,'
'Hey, cheer up pal! You'll be all right!'
'Jesus man, you're an applefaced fool.'

by gonkoja September 11, 2021