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applefuck

What you scream when you punch a fucking Apple computer
Student: “Hey Mr. Cock, I took a picture yesterday and I don’t know how to edit it corre-“
Mr. Cock: “APPLEFUCK!” *punches computer, throws it across room, pisses on it*
by Pickle sickle February 8, 2018
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Applefuck

A word used to describe someone who's fantasy's are having sex with fruit
That guy is definitely a applefuck
by Jarard August 7, 2019
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Appledusk

A Riverclan Warrior who cheated on his sweet wife, Reedshine, and aided in Mapleshade's mental breakdown through being such a manwhore. Treated everyone in his family like crap and was a terrible dad. Didn't deserve hell- but deserved what he got.
Damn, Appledusk is such a dick.
by OaklandNachos April 5, 2021
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apparefuckilently

a way of showing extreme dislike of something while saying it's apparent

also, to add to the apparentness of something
hey mike, did your teacher lose your test?

apparefuckilently they did tom, because my dad asked why I got an F on it.


dude that chick hella likes you

apparefuckilently she does...
by god I love the word fuck January 28, 2009
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Ballsack Applejacks

A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.
Before entering the tool shed, Matthew had himself a large bowl of Ballsack Applejacks.
by Mkolesar25 November 15, 2011
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Applejack

Applejack is an Earth pony and one of the main characters of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. She lives and works at Sweet Apple Acres with her grandmother Granny Smith, her brother Big McIntosh, her sister Apple Bloom, and her dog, Winona. She represents the element of honesty. Applejack is dependable and loyal, always willing to help anypony in need. She works at Sweet Apple Acres mainly as an apple bucker, though the Apples occasionally farm carrots and corn as well. She is a good sisterly figure to Apple Bloom and supports her friends well on their adventures.
Applejack is best pony.
by Natalia1337 January 20, 2013
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Applejacked

The process of having your Apple iPod stolen, usually as a result of wearing the tell tale white earbuds.
"Dude I was on the train last night and someone came up to me and stole my iPod!" "Dude you totally got Applejacked."
by Christopher Jennings September 26, 2005
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