applefuck

What you scream when you punch a fucking Apple computer

Student: “Hey Mr. Cock, I took a picture yesterday and I don’t know how to edit it corre-“
Mr. Cock: “APPLEFUCK!” *punches computer, throws it across room, pisses on it*

applefuck by Pickle sickle February 8, 2018

Applefuck

A word used to describe someone who's fantasy's are having sex with fruit

That guy is definitely a applefuck

Applefuck by Jarard August 7, 2019

Appledusk 

A Riverclan Warrior who cheated on his sweet wife, Reedshine, and aided in Mapleshade's mental breakdown through being such a manwhore. Treated everyone in his family like crap and was a terrible dad. Didn't deserve hell- but deserved what he got.

Damn, Appledusk is such a dick.

Appledusk by OaklandNachos April 5, 2021

apparefuckilently

a way of showing extreme dislike of something while saying it's apparent

also, to add to the apparentness of something

hey mike, did your teacher lose your test?

apparefuckilently they did tom, because my dad asked why I got an F on it.


dude that chick hella likes you

apparefuckilently she does...

apparefuckilently by god I love the word fuck January 28, 2009

Ballsack Applejacks

A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.

Before entering the tool shed, Matthew had himself a large bowl of Ballsack Applejacks.

Ballsack Applejacks by Mkolesar25 November 15, 2011

Applejack 

Applejack is an Earth pony and one of the main characters of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. She lives and works at Sweet Apple Acres with her grandmother Granny Smith, her brother Big McIntosh, her sister Apple Bloom, and her dog, Winona. She represents the element of honesty. Applejack is dependable and loyal, always willing to help anypony in need. She works at Sweet Apple Acres mainly as an apple bucker, though the Apples occasionally farm carrots and corn as well. She is a good sisterly figure to Apple Bloom and supports her friends well on their adventures.

Applejack is best pony.

Applejack by Natalia1337 January 20, 2013

Applejacked 

The process of having your Apple iPod stolen, usually as a result of wearing the tell tale white earbuds.

"Dude I was on the train last night and someone came up to me and stole my iPod!" "Dude you totally got Applejacked."

Applejacked by Christopher Jennings September 26, 2005