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Apostroph

Mon nom a une apostrophe à l'extrémité.
by Tre' S. June 13, 2008
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Apochrophon

"Apochrophon" , plural Apochrophi, is of Mid Century Greek of origin used to describe enigmatic scribbles found on scriptures from scrolls discovered in Cairo, Egypt beside a famous oasis, where strange mirage occur.
The apochrophon revealed secret teachings in the art of inviting good karma.
by Oxxy_Montalvy October 1, 2016
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Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.
I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!
by Legs4days January 23, 2014
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Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
by The Bergmann March 2, 2010
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apostrophe crime

What you say when you see one of the most heinous crimes against the english language known to man. It's when an apostrophe is put in a plural noun (WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG!), therefore indicating that the noun somehow owns something...
sign: BOOK'S FOR SALE!
my smart friend: SHEILD YOUR EYES! APOSTROPHE CRIME!
me: *smacks forehead* So... that book owns a for sale? That's interesting... MY GOD PEOPLE WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?!?
by brittandherllama January 11, 2006
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Astrophotographer

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.
" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1
by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021
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grocer's apostrophe

A punctuation mark used to create a plural by grocers on blackboards, despite being unnecessary for the rest of the population.
Apple's 70p per pound

Special offer on raspberrie's and and banana's

The grocer's apostrophe can be also be used in other situation's by tho'se who don't know any better
by da grammar police June 4, 2010
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