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Apollo's Dodgeball 

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.
"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

Apollo's Belt 

The "V" of at the waist line

The iliac furrow, also known as Apollo's Belt or an Adonis belt, is a term for a part of the human anatomy. It refers to either one of two shallow grooves of the surface anatomy of the human abdomen running from the iliac crest (hip bone) to the pubis. In some colloquial circles, it is referred to as the devil's shoulders.
Damn he must work his abs look at his Apollo's Belt.
Apollo's Belt by stud 19 July 8, 2009

Apollo's Chariot 

The sexual act in which a man pours gasoline on his penis, lights it on fire, and proceeds to have intercourse with a man or woman. It is extremely painful and may lead to severe injury or death if done incorrectly (or correctly).
Matt got severe third-degree burns after riding Kevin's Apollo's chariot.

Apollo's Face 

Refers to the flat hairy spot above the Penis.
People tend to hit Apollo's face while failing to sack tap you.
Apollo's Face by Pete Hoyle December 10, 2008

Apollo's Law 

Any Internet discussion on a topic relating to Outer Space or Space Exploration which goes on for long enough will eventually lead to someone saying that Space exploration or Space itself is a lie/hoax.

This usually refers to Flat Earthers who don't believe that Outer space exists yet this isn't exclusive to them as some people do believe that space exists but that missions have only reached Earth orbit and not to the Moon or the other planets.
"Oh great, Another Flat Earther in the replies of a NASA tweet, Apollo's Law strikes again!"
Apollo's Law by Cosmic Arc October 30, 2022

Apollo's Dodgeball 

Oft used upon the Social media platform Tbumblr. References the fact that occasionally someone will make a post detailing some event in jest, only for it to later cum true.
Person 1: Hey, wouldn't it be funny for someone to make a rocket composed of cheese?
Someone makes a rocket composed of cheese
Person 2: Wow, Person 1 really got hit by Apollo's Dodgeball.