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Apocalypsy

Sudden feelings of fear and terror over the soon to be apocalypse.

When one is trying to love their normal life but can only think of doom and destruction.
"Every time I watch the news I start feeling apocalypsy."

"I got apocalypsy pretty bad today, I think I'm going to start looking for a cabin in the woods."
Apocalypsy by Bitcheese January 28, 2017
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three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

Apocalypsicle 

What you should definitely include in your zombie apocalypse kit frozen compartment.
Mom: "Hey kids! What flavors of Apocalypsicles should I buy for our zombie kit?"
Apocalypsicle by brainyuck September 11, 2011

Apocalyptist 

One who believes that the only solution to most, if not all, of the world's biggest problems is a catastrophic event of epic proportions.
Like their Republican counter-parts in 2008, Democratic Apocalyptists began praying for a Zombie apocalypse after the 2010 mid-term elections.
Apocalyptist by Dr. Whitmire November 10, 2010

lesbian apocalypse 

where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities
lesbian: omg it's the lesbian apocalypse, let's follow each other!

other lesbian: sure!!
lesbian apocalypse by mmenewt June 2, 2022

Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"
Colonic Apocalypse by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008

Apocalyptica

Cello quartet from Finnland. Classically-trained, Eicca Toppinen, Paavo Lötjönen, and Perttu Kivilakso combine metal, rock, and (modern) classial music into what they are today.
to hell with metallica; let apocalyptica write some of their own music.
Apocalyptica by Sam May 25, 2004
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