Ape-ist 

Being yelled at, without being asked if you could talk first

When someone goes 'ape' without saying hey i need to talk to you about something. eg. Your mum walks into your room. "YOU'RE FAILING SCHOOL YOU'RE GROUNDED. CLEAN YOU'RE ROOM." - "Mum stop being an Ape-ist"

Ape-ist by Huge-G November 26, 2010

apeist 

a person who rapes apes

joey axeman is ona the biggest apeist ive ever seen

apeist by gradymac! January 25, 2004

Apeist 

A person who believes that apes are swag.

I am an apeist

Apeist by apeistmonkeylove November 9, 2021

Apeist 

(Noun)
1. A person who subscribes to the scientific theory of human evolution from ape-like ancestors, as proposed by Charles Darwin's theory of evolution.

2. (Informal, often derogatory): A term used to mock or insult atheists, suggesting that if they believe humans evolved from apes, then perhaps their own ancestors were apes, unlike the rest of humanity.

Example 1:

- "As an apeist, Sarah is fascinated by the evidence supporting human evolution from ape-like ancestors, and she enjoys discussing paleontology and genetics."

Example 2:

(Informal, often derogatory)
- "John sneered, 'Oh, so you're an apeist now, believing your great-grandfather was an ape? Keep your delusions to yourself.'"

Apeist by Kaitrex May 7, 2024

Apeist 

A person who identifies as part ape. They like ape like traits and bodily features.

Normal big dudes with awkward personalities, walk, and Ape brain.

I think I’m a bit Apeist because it takes me 45 seconds to tie my shoes but I can bench press 315 pounds.

Apeist by Apeist June 21, 2024