Apeist

A person who believes that apes are swag.
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joey axeman is ona the biggest apeist ive ever seen
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Apeist

A person who identifies as part ape. They like ape like traits and bodily features.

Normal big dudes with awkward personalities, walk, and Ape brain.
I think I’m a bit Apeist because it takes me 45 seconds to tie my shoes but I can bench press 315 pounds.
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Apeist

(Noun)
1. A person who subscribes to the scientific theory of human evolution from ape-like ancestors, as proposed by Charles Darwin's theory of evolution.

2. (Informal, often derogatory): A term used to mock or insult atheists, suggesting that if they believe humans evolved from apes, then perhaps their own ancestors were apes, unlike the rest of humanity.
Example 1:

- "As an apeist, Sarah is fascinated by the evidence supporting human evolution from ape-like ancestors, and she enjoys discussing paleontology and genetics."

Example 2:

(Informal, often derogatory)
- "John sneered, 'Oh, so you're an apeist now, believing your great-grandfather was an ape? Keep your delusions to yourself.'"
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