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(adj./n.) Any idea, object, or occurrence that, when exposed or subjected to a normal human-being (or air), can only be perceived as utterly repugnant, stupid, or insignificant
"Battlefield Earth" and "Dragon Wars: D-War" have earned their places in the pantheon of humungous ape-dick wastes of time.
by Brandolfday December 15, 2009
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A frumpy, uncircumcised penis. Similar in appearance to the penes of other great apes and twice as off-putting to potential partners.
"Nigel was acting like a total fuckwit the other day."

"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."
by 1994and2011 June 25, 2017
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