apeist 

a person who rapes apes

joey axeman is ona the biggest apeist ive ever seen

apeist by gradymac! January 25, 2004

Apeist 

A person who believes that apes are swag.

I am an apeist

Apeist by apeistmonkeylove November 9, 2021

Apeist 

(Noun)
1. A person who subscribes to the scientific theory of human evolution from ape-like ancestors, as proposed by Charles Darwin's theory of evolution.

2. (Informal, often derogatory): A term used to mock or insult atheists, suggesting that if they believe humans evolved from apes, then perhaps their own ancestors were apes, unlike the rest of humanity.

Example 1:

- "As an apeist, Sarah is fascinated by the evidence supporting human evolution from ape-like ancestors, and she enjoys discussing paleontology and genetics."

Example 2:

(Informal, often derogatory)
- "John sneered, 'Oh, so you're an apeist now, believing your great-grandfather was an ape? Keep your delusions to yourself.'"

Apeist by Kaitrex May 7, 2024

Apeist 

A person who identifies as part ape. They like ape like traits and bodily features.

Normal big dudes with awkward personalities, walk, and Ape brain.

I think I’m a bit Apeist because it takes me 45 seconds to tie my shoes but I can bench press 315 pounds.

Apeist by Apeist June 21, 2024

Ageist 

When you get judged by the age you are. Mostly young or old people.

" Do you want to hang out with Sam?"
"No he's 12."
"Why not?"
"He's going to ruin it for us!"
"Don't be ageist."

Ageist by Black Brightness June 30, 2016

Apist 

A person who turns others into apes.

Did you see uncle tom ape Wendy? What an apist!

Apist by Mr. Muttonchops November 29, 2018

Apistic 

1. without faith.

2. without belief.

3. a person who lives their life absent of faith.

Stranger: "Do you believe in God?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. Are you an atheist?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. What do you believe?"
Me. "Nothing. I'm apistic."
Stranger: "What's that mean?"
Me. "It means I don't believe anything."

Apistic by ballsinahatontopofalampshade November 18, 2009