apeist

a person who rapes apes

joey axeman is ona the biggest apeist ive ever seen

by gradymac! January 25, 2004

Apeist

A person who believes that apes are swag.

I am an apeist

by apeistmonkeylove November 9, 2021

Apeist

(Noun)
1. A person who subscribes to the scientific theory of human evolution from ape-like ancestors, as proposed by Charles Darwin's theory of evolution.

2. (Informal, often derogatory): A term used to mock or insult atheists, suggesting that if they believe humans evolved from apes, then perhaps their own ancestors were apes, unlike the rest of humanity.

Example 1:

- "As an apeist, Sarah is fascinated by the evidence supporting human evolution from ape-like ancestors, and she enjoys discussing paleontology and genetics."

Example 2:

(Informal, often derogatory)
- "John sneered, 'Oh, so you're an apeist now, believing your great-grandfather was an ape? Keep your delusions to yourself.'"

by Kaitrex May 7, 2024

Apeist

A person who identifies as part ape. They like ape like traits and bodily features.

Normal big dudes with awkward personalities, walk, and Ape brain.

I think I’m a bit Apeist because it takes me 45 seconds to tie my shoes but I can bench press 315 pounds.

by Apeist June 21, 2024

Ageist

When you get judged by the age you are. Mostly young or old people.

" Do you want to hang out with Sam?"
"No he's 12."
"Why not?"
"He's going to ruin it for us!"
"Don't be ageist."

by Black Brightness June 30, 2016

Apist

A person who turns others into apes.

Did you see uncle tom ape Wendy? What an apist!

by Mr. Muttonchops November 29, 2018

Apistic

1. without faith.

2. without belief.

3. a person who lives their life absent of faith.

Stranger: "Do you believe in God?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. Are you an atheist?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. What do you believe?"
Me. "Nothing. I'm apistic."
Stranger: "What's that mean?"
Me. "It means I don't believe anything."

by ballsinahatontopofalampshade November 18, 2009