apathist 

1. One who is apathetic. They may be disinterested through their own intention or naturally uncaring. In severe cases this may lead to a distinct lack of effort toward all tasks. Chronic affliction is as yet incurable.
2. A member of the Young Apathists Party.

Man: Why are you in such a state of uncare?
Apathist: Because fuck you.

apathist by Uncarer November 15, 2005

Apathist 

Unlike an atheist that does not believe an apathist might believe and simply does not care. Uncaring about religious or spiritual matters.

Her apathist views prevented her from caring about what was written on a dollar bill.

Apathist by MamaPaige81 January 4, 2015

apathist 

An apathetic atheist.

An Apathist believes there is no god or higher power and that all religions are false but at the same time has no need to debate the issues or prove that his / her point of view is uniquely correct.

Apathists generally sit in silence during theological discussions unless directly asked about their beliefs. When the apathist is asked, the answers are generally short, describe how their opinion won't make any real difference to the grand scheme of things and wonder why people waste so much time discussing religion.

Apathist: I don’t think there's a god but I also don't give a fuck. What is everyone else wasting their time on anyway? Do they think they'll magically get closure the millionth time they discuss this? Don’t they know they won’t get those hours and hours back?

apathist by pandaninja November 27, 2016

apathist 

Someone whose political and/or religious beliefs stem from a lack of care

The apathist didn't care about the outcome of the elections.

apathist by Jon Zamboni August 3, 2005

Apathist 

A person who neither believes nor rejects organized religion. They simply do not give a damn. Life is happening.

Dude, I don't know if Jesus was actually resurrected! I'm an apathist! I have 2 finals tomorrow!

Apathist by DrazilDenroh December 12, 2019

apatheist 

someone who doesn't care whether or not there is a god or an afterlife

Deists and Theists: Nothing can exist without a cause. Therefore, the universe must have a cause and that cause is God.
Atheists: Does God exist without a cause? If so, you've contradicted your own premise. Your God answers nothing.
Apatheists: Does it really fucking matter?

apatheist by VenkmanMcFly August 25, 2013

apatheist 

Someone who just doesn't care whether God exists or not and realizes that such a fact won't effect their life anyway, comes from the word 'apathy' meaning "absence of emotion" and 'theism' meaning "belief in God"

Susan: "Are you an Atheist? Agnostic? Theist? What???"

Ryan: "None of the above, I really just don't give a shit"

Susan: "So what are you then?"

Ryan: "An apatheist because, like I said, I just don't give a shit and wonder why anyone else does too"

apatheist by sazzymazzy May 1, 2009