Apathostic

A religious philosophy where the adherent, while recognising that there may or may not be a higher power at work in the universe, just simply doesn't care.

Note: Credit to Mark Gibson for independently coming up with the concept.

I was reading an epic flame war between Atheists and Theists about the nature of God, and I realised that I simply don't care if it's true or not. I think I've become Apathostic.

Apathostic by Zebidee55 May 13, 2010

Gender Apathetic 

A gender under the non binary umbrella. People who identify as gender apathetic don't care too deeply about personal pronouns or what gender they are perceived as to other people. They are not too lazy to care about their gender, this is just how they feel as an individual.

Jordan: What pronouns to you prefer?
Quinn: Oh, I'm gender apathetic, I don't care about the pronouns, any will do!

Gender Apathetic by GoodBi August 3, 2020

Apathetic Pessimism 

(1.)The point of not caring about anyone or anything, and if tries to convince you otherwise, you fully disagree using examples. You only say the negative side, as you see the world as: over populated by idiots, and stupidity running rampant.

(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.

(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.

1.)You have a really nice life, glad your creationist parents raised you to par. I honestly don't care though, you can take your faith and intimately shove it.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!

2.)... you have an idea.

3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.

Apathetic Pessimism by kamel_reds February 14, 2009

apathetic 

Indifference towards people, things, and/or activities. Lack of emotion and lack of feeling, numbness.

His apathetic attitude made people think he was introvert.

apathetic by chaserx27 May 27, 2004

apathetic lizardman 

A term derived from the game Kingdom of Loathing (KoL) An apathetic lizardman is a player of which does not care how he plays, nor will he or she ever put any form of effort into the game to gain anything, or progress. Usually very unemotional.

Lol, that guy was farming in the Treasury! He's such an apathetic lizardman!

apathetic lizardman by SaschaVykos June 21, 2006

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic 

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic by slippin182 March 26, 2007

Apathetic 

I don't really care.

We can never really know, can we?

Apathetic by Bookworm January 20, 2004