apathism 

apathism is a new way to live much as relativism is a way to live. It is a way of living where nothing which concerns you, bothers you. Its for people who are better than everybody else and know it.

Often apathist(s) are extremely irritated by people with enthusiasm. Its a superior way of being.

John: 'Omg margot slept with conor and derek last night!!'
James: 'So margot?'
John: 'shes a slut!'
James: 'That doesnt concern me at all, i live by apathism. Your wasting your time caring about that.'

apathism by tlazolteotl March 16, 2009

apathise 

To feel apathy or indifference towards something.

Trixie: "I don't understand how you can completely apathise with the poor and the homeless."
Kirbox: "Who?"

apathise by fifi_heidelberg July 3, 2011

apatheism 

Not giving a shit whether god exists.

Theist: Believe in Jesus and reform your sinful life! God will throw you in hell!
Atheist: No, religion is a mental disease!

Apatheist: Hey guys, try apatheism. It's very nice. You won't have to care about this issue!

apatheism by fuzzydrinks July 5, 2009

apathist 

1. One who is apathetic. They may be disinterested through their own intention or naturally uncaring. In severe cases this may lead to a distinct lack of effort toward all tasks. Chronic affliction is as yet incurable.
2. A member of the Young Apathists Party.

Man: Why are you in such a state of uncare?
Apathist: Because fuck you.

apathist by Uncarer November 15, 2005

Apathist 

Unlike an atheist that does not believe an apathist might believe and simply does not care. Uncaring about religious or spiritual matters.

Her apathist views prevented her from caring about what was written on a dollar bill.

Apathist by MamaPaige81 January 4, 2015

apathist 

An apathetic atheist.

An Apathist believes there is no god or higher power and that all religions are false but at the same time has no need to debate the issues or prove that his / her point of view is uniquely correct.

Apathists generally sit in silence during theological discussions unless directly asked about their beliefs. When the apathist is asked, the answers are generally short, describe how their opinion won't make any real difference to the grand scheme of things and wonder why people waste so much time discussing religion.

Apathist: I don’t think there's a god but I also don't give a fuck. What is everyone else wasting their time on anyway? Do they think they'll magically get closure the millionth time they discuss this? Don’t they know they won’t get those hours and hours back?

apathist by pandaninja November 27, 2016

apathist 

Someone whose political and/or religious beliefs stem from a lack of care

The apathist didn't care about the outcome of the elections.

apathist by Jon Zamboni August 3, 2005