antsexual 

ant•sex•u•al
adjective
Origin 1982
of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward individuals with confidence.

Yeah that guy on the dance floor is such an antsexual.

antsexual by Mexilatto February 26, 2008

Antsexual 

I’m sorry? ANTSEXUAL? Who the fuck likes ants- weirdo

Child: dad... I’m coming out as antsexual🥺👉👈
Dad: o-oh uhhh look at that I have t-to go g-get some m-milk be back nev- I mean soon..

Antsexual by Frog 🐸 October 21, 2021

Anvisexual 

It means you're straight but gay for Anveshi Jain

I was straight until I saw Anveshi at that moment I knew I was anvisexual

Anvisexual by SomebodyWhoLovesHer March 19, 2020

Arisexual

It means you're straight but gay for Ariana grande

I was straight until I saw Ariana at that moment I knew I was arisexual

Arisexual by Meeelolo October 31, 2018

Asexual 

The big No horny

"baby you tryna let me hit it tonight~"

"Sure I'll hit you..with fucking baseball bat I'm asexual asshole you know that!"

Asexual by Babyboisimp69 May 26, 2021

Biromantic Asexual 

A person who is romantically attracted to two genders , not necessarily male and female. A biromantic asexual is usually lacking interest in having sex, but may do it to please their partner.
Being asexual does not always mean you lack the interest of sex completely, in some cases it could just be certain aspects of it.

Me: My flag is so cool, it has a heart on it. (shows photo)

Friend: What does that flag mean?
Me: It means I'm biromantic asexual.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It'd be easier for you to look it up than for me to explain it to you because you will ask too many questions and will not understand it if I explain it.
(Both of us go our separate ways)
Me at home: Know what? I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary and write my own definition for it.

*True story*

Biromantic Asexual by zyxxo June 6, 2019

Asexual agenda

Unlike the gay agenda the asexual agenda is composed of only snack time with a 15 minute pause for anarchy.

Lucas:have you been to asexual agenda?
Nicol:nope but I've heard that they have nice snacks

Asexual agenda by Sgabello October 11, 2021