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Antifriend 

A friend who lacks the qualities of an idealistic friend. Not to be confused with a frenemy which is more of a love/hate relationship. May have been a close friend at one point. In many ways they are fiercely independent or distant for personal reasons, which creates an air of tension. But, that tension is never redeemed, so they are especially prone to becoming the black sheep of a group.
We tried reconnecting as friends but it's not the same, I guess he's an antifriend now.
Antifriend by markypliar March 26, 2017
Words you can keep

Anti Friend 

When one of your friend is being a jerk and make fun of you. Acting as an friendly enemy against you.
"Little Jimmy is always an Anti Friend."
Who needs enemy when you got friends like this.
Anti Friend by MrCatsoup December 10, 2016

Anti friend 

Basically your enemy, someone who you can’t tolerate. You’d rather be alone than hang out with them.
Devin: Kevin is mean, narcissistic, and a liar. I don’t understand how he has friends at all, he’s my anti friend.
Anti friend by nutella137 September 7, 2020

Anti-Friend 

(n.) - A person who portrays themselves like a true friend or confidante but, in reality, don't approve of the person or their actions. Although, they act generally friendly towards said person.
Yeah. Even though Jason hangs out all the time with him, he's always talking about how Trevaren lies and is extremely condescending towards everyone. That's an Anti-Friend.
Anti-Friend by BigGrizzly[KOtM] December 23, 2010

anti-friend zone 

A category into which people (usually romantic interests) who you feel strongly for to the extent that sharing a friendship would not be satisfactory to you are placed.
"What are you gonna do? She say's she just wants to be friends."
"Nah man, she's in the anti-friend zone. It would just be too awkward."

anti-friend 

One who acts as if they are your best friend, but when asked non-surface level questions, refuse to answer.

An anti-friend will also ask you to divulge all your deepest secrets, then go behind your back and tell everyone.
Friend John: Dude, who did you fuck this weekend?
Friend Steven: Fuck you man, i don't kiss and tell.
Friend John: But, I thought we were best friends... you're being an anti-friend.
anti-friend by kranzenator February 20, 2012

Autofriender 

Any system which automatically ads friends on a social network system. Similar or even identical to a spamfriender, but not so much about marketing as just conquest, ego or vanity.
That guy has no life at all. His idea of making friends is spending time in his Mom's basement writing autofriender scripts for his facebook page.
Autofriender by thechurchfodave December 16, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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