Blad

The female version of a simp.
B- bitch
L- lusting

A- after
D- dick
An example of a blad is Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb or Mabel from Gravity Falls.

Dipper from Gravity Falls was a simp.
Yeah, and his sister Mabel was a blad.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020

I don’t suck dick

1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.

1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.

2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.

by nutella137 July 18, 2020

short guy

Contrary to what some people say, there’s nothing wrong with being a short guy. Short guys and short girls look really cute together.

Jennifer: I’m only 5 feet so I have to date short guys, doesn’t bother me though.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020

Asking for a friend

Usually people will say this when they’re asking for themselves but to embarrassed. Some people are actually asking for a friend when they say this but people still assume they’re talking about themselves.

Jennifer: is your cousin single? Asking for a friend.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020

latinas and morenos

A term in memes to refer to a relationship between a black man and a Latina woman. Made by black men who fetishize Latina woman. The guys who made the Latinas and morenos memes seem to think all latinas have big boobs, are fiery, and freaky in bed. They also think latinas belong to them.

Dina: I’m going on a date with a black guy I met on okcupid tonight, I hope he’s not a fetishizer like one of those losers who made the latinas and morenos memes. If he is, at least my small boobs and chill attitude will turn him off and I won’t have to deal with him.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020

False dichotomy

Thinking that there are only two possibilities when there are more.

1.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.

2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.

by nutella137 August 20, 2020

Blussian

Half black and half Russian

Pablo: hey Courtney, what ethnicity are you? Are you Dominican?
Courtney: nope.
Pablo: Guyanese?
Courtney: nope.
Pablo: are you mixed?
Courtney: yeah, my dad is black and my mom is Russian.
Pablo: that’s so cool, I’ll call you Blussian.

by nutella137 December 30, 2020