The female version of a simp.
B- bitch
L- lusting
A- after
D- dick
An example of a blad is Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb or Mabel from Gravity Falls.
B- bitch
L- lusting
A- after
D- dick
An example of a blad is Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb or Mabel from Gravity Falls.
by nutella137 July 23, 2020
1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.
1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.
2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.
2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.
by nutella137 July 18, 2020
Contrary to what some people say, there’s nothing wrong with being a short guy. Short guys and short girls look really cute together.
by nutella137 July 23, 2020
A term in memes to refer to a relationship between a black man and a Latina woman. Made by black men who fetishize Latina woman. The guys who made the Latinas and morenos memes seem to think all latinas have big boobs, are fiery, and freaky in bed. They also think latinas belong to them.
Dina: I’m going on a date with a black guy I met on okcupid tonight, I hope he’s not a fetishizer like one of those losers who made the latinas and morenos memes. If he is, at least my small boobs and chill attitude will turn him off and I won’t have to deal with him.
by nutella137 July 21, 2020
Usually people will say this when they’re asking for themselves but to embarrassed. Some people are actually asking for a friend when they say this but people still assume they’re talking about themselves.
Jennifer: is your cousin single? Asking for a friend.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.
by nutella137 July 21, 2020
1.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.
2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.
2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.
by nutella137 August 20, 2020
Something someone wrote on a bathroom wall, contrary to your typical graffiti (which you’ll see if you drive through a ghetto) bathroom graffiti is typically done with a marker or a pen rather than spray paint. Very easy to find in a public school or a gas station.
Melissa: when I was in high school, someone wrote I was a slut on the bathroom wall.
Courtney: typical bathroom graffiti.
George: in the boy’s bathroom, it was mostly just random swear words and drawings of dicks.
Courtney: typical bathroom graffiti.
George: in the boy’s bathroom, it was mostly just random swear words and drawings of dicks.
by nutella137 July 17, 2020