3 definitions by kranzenator
One who acts as if they are your best friend, but when asked non-surface level questions, refuse to answer.
An anti-friend will also ask you to divulge all your deepest secrets, then go behind your back and tell everyone.
An anti-friend will also ask you to divulge all your deepest secrets, then go behind your back and tell everyone.
Friend John: Dude, who did you fuck this weekend?
Friend Steven: Fuck you man, i don't kiss and tell.
Friend John: But, I thought we were best friends... you're being an anti-friend.
Friend Steven: Fuck you man, i don't kiss and tell.
Friend John: But, I thought we were best friends... you're being an anti-friend.
by kranzenator January 27, 2012
Dude #1: Dude i am so good at parallel parking.
Dude # 2: Nah dude, I am the parallel parking overlord.
Dude # 2: Nah dude, I am the parallel parking overlord.
by kranzenator April 23, 2010
by kranzenator October 2, 2010