Someone who doesn't vaccinate their own children. Wants them to die, because the oils and soaps will "cure them" instead. The parent is usually a Karen.

Boy: "I hate antivaxers."

Girl: "Why? Vaccines kill your kids!!"

Boy: "No, they don't. They help them."

Girl: "I'm calling your manager!"

antivaxers by Lavenders_Llama March 23, 2021

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antivaxocrits

Anti-vaxers-hypocrites who actually got double vaxed against COVID 19--in secret--free of charge and even at their homes (which is SOCIALISM) but who continue to spew anti-vax propaganda crap in social media. Another version of antimaskocrits (publically scream about 1st Amendment and refuse to mask up, but then are seen wearing a mask in crowds)

Some wives are antivaxocrits because they've been secretly double vaxed but are afraid to tell their extremist right-wing abusive husbands. (My neighbor's secret about getting vaxed is safe with me--her husband doesn't need to know)

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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