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Nazi

Another term for Republican.

Look at that nazi Rand Paul

by condoms r too small for me October 22, 2018

Communism

An extreme form of socialism in which the state controlles all forms of productions and generally rules with an iron fist.

“Communism is the wave of the future”

by condoms r too small for me July 29, 2018

Kevin spacey

Brilliant actor who played Francis Underwood on House of Cards, a show where he raped people on the set, the role he’s most commonly known for.

“Ew Malik Hall be trying Kevin Spacey me”

by condoms r too small for me July 29, 2018

Bill Cosbied

Getting raped.

“Somebody’s getting Bill Cosbied tonight,” said Malik Hall

by condoms r too small for me July 29, 2018

The Malik

A sexual position for vaginal intercourse in which the woman lays on her back with her legs onto of the mans shoulder and the man is on his knees pounding his penis deep inside. This position is key to orgasmic pleasure for a woman as it gets the penis to press against the walls of the vagina, the most sensitive part of the interior.

*WHEN A MAN IS READY TO CUM YOU WANNA MAKE SURE YOU PUT BOTH FEET ON ONE SHOULDER AND THEN YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA*

Man: “I’m gonna perform the Malik on you.”
Woman: “Ooh,” *gets wet*
Man: “We better use protection.”

by condoms r too small for me July 29, 2018

Capitalism

A very flawed economic system in which the big bad businesses and the greedy entrepreneurs own everybody’s ass and they can let you starve. It is referred to by some as the most free economic system. To the contrary, man is not free if he is dead, and capitalism lets the man starve to death.

Me: “A very flawed economic system in which the big bad businesses and the greedy entrepreneurs own everybody’s ass and they can let you starve. It is referred to by some as the most free economic system. To the contrary, man is not free if he is dead, and capitalism lets the man starve to death.”

by condoms r too small for me July 29, 2018

Dick Nixon

The act of giving a hand job while in the Democratic National Committee. It’s named after US President Richard Nixon, nicknamed Dick.

Gimme a dick Nixon or else I’ll pop ya hed of

by condoms r too small for me July 29, 2018