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Association of Noteworthy Standards Ignorance - so called because developers of technology don't understand the true meaning (American National Standards Institute) and refuse to implement their rules. This causes nightmares for other developers, especially with different database vendors and programming language implementations.
The programmer spent many unproductive weeks and experienced various nightmares converting the large e-commerce application to use Oracle instead of SQL Server after his firm decided to switch vendors. Since neither implementation of SQL adheres to the ANSI standards, problems can be expected to keep coming in the future.
ANSI by Boxcar Bob March 1, 2007
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Ansi is a word for describing a state of hydration. Like "full" is to "hungry", ansi is to thirsty. Ansi descends from the latin word "transitus", which means "cross-over", or "to make a passage", thus crossing from a thirsty to an un-thirsty equilibrium.
I'm thirsty" "Really? You should drink something, and you'll be ansi.
Ansi by Ragnaråkk December 15, 2010
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ansi standard pizza 

hacker term for mushroom and pepperoni pizza (ansi stands for American National Standards Institute.)
It's 2 AM. Looks like we are going to be coding all night. Let's order an ansi standard pizza and a six pack of Coke!
ansi standard pizza by Teratogen November 23, 2010
she is good in studies and is a snitch and says that she cares for them

she dont know how to behave with others so she can get friends

the people with that name all mostly short
uff jose ansi is a snitch
jose ansi by mohan# February 26, 2022
Ansil is the name of a strong handsome man. He has a very soft hearted and would do anything to see the people he loves happy. He is very passionate and well inclined with his sexuality yet he is not overly romantic. He's very playful and energetic. Ansil is not able to stay one place for a long period of time. He is also very ambitious and hates being ruled over.
Ansil by Life💯 June 14, 2017
An ansible is a fictional device that enables instantaneous communication across vast distances in space. It overcomes the problem of delays in communication due to the limit of the speed of light. The term was first coined by Ursula Le Guin and has subsequently been adopted by other science fiction writers.
With the ansible communicator, you could talk with that world as if by radio with the next town.
ansible by wix99 October 2, 2016
To hold open anus after anal sex
and have a gay person "skeet" all inside
this resulting in the first male pregnancy
::gay man::
"like oh my god i ansised this guy last night and my god it was like so awsome!" then we sullyed eachother all night!
and now hes pregnant.......were having twins!!
Ansis by Fabian Morales May 2, 2007
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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