ANSI 

Association of Noteworthy Standards Ignorance - so called because developers of technology don't understand the true meaning (American National Standards Institute) and refuse to implement their rules. This causes nightmares for other developers, especially with different database vendors and programming language implementations.

The programmer spent many unproductive weeks and experienced various nightmares converting the large e-commerce application to use Oracle instead of SQL Server after his firm decided to switch vendors. Since neither implementation of SQL adheres to the ANSI standards, problems can be expected to keep coming in the future.

ANSI by Boxcar Bob March 1, 2007

Ansi 

Ansi is a word for describing a state of hydration. Like "full" is to "hungry", ansi is to thirsty. Ansi descends from the latin word "transitus", which means "cross-over", or "to make a passage", thus crossing from a thirsty to an un-thirsty equilibrium.

I'm thirsty" "Really? You should drink something, and you'll be ansi.

Ansi by Ragnaråkk December 15, 2010

ansi standard pizza 

hacker term for mushroom and pepperoni pizza (ansi stands for American National Standards Institute.)

It's 2 AM. Looks like we are going to be coding all night. Let's order an ansi standard pizza and a six pack of Coke!

ansi standard pizza by Teratogen November 23, 2010

jose ansi

she is good in studies and is a snitch and says that she cares for them

she dont know how to behave with others so she can get friends

the people with that name all mostly short

uff jose ansi is a snitch

jose ansi by mohan# February 26, 2022

Ansil 

Ansil is the name of a strong handsome man. He has a very soft hearted and would do anything to see the people he loves happy. He is very passionate and well inclined with his sexuality yet he is not overly romantic. He's very playful and energetic. Ansil is not able to stay one place for a long period of time. He is also very ambitious and hates being ruled over.

Ansil is watching television.

Ansil by Life💯 June 14, 2017

ansible 

An ansible is a fictional device that enables instantaneous communication across vast distances in space. It overcomes the problem of delays in communication due to the limit of the speed of light. The term was first coined by Ursula Le Guin and has subsequently been adopted by other science fiction writers.

With the ansible communicator, you could talk with that world as if by radio with the next town.

ansible by wix99 October 2, 2016

Ansis 

To hold open anus after anal sex
and have a gay person "skeet" all inside
this resulting in the first male pregnancy

::gay man::
"like oh my god i ansised this guy last night and my god it was like so awsome!" then we sullyed eachother all night!
and now hes pregnant.......were having twins!!

Ansis by Fabian Morales May 2, 2007