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Anklank by Enus isakoovic January 28, 2020
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The incident of which you are mistaken for wanking (Masturbating), which results in an awkward situation.
"well now this is awkwank"
Awkwank by Respect JHope December 21, 2016
Masturbation, or repeated masturbation in an attempt to take your mind off the crushing anxiety that's been caused by the previous days bender
Straps "big session last night, what you been at the day Jonty boy?"

Jonty "got the fear so had like 6 anxwanks before dinner, had a glass if wine now so not feeling too bad"
Anxwank by Shtrapsalot January 31, 2022

Anawankatowui 

Anawankatowui is a newly discovered native language very similar to english but with 2 major changes every single letter L is doubled regardless of context, and the words chair, couch, and sofa are all changed to śmierdzący pierd it is believed that english settlers who spoke some polish encouraged these rules and the reason the anawankatowui people changed the language was to better suit their speech wvolution
WHOA! That cat just pllummeted face first into that śmierdzący pierd, said that anawankatowui man.
Just as I finished cumming mum shouted dinner's ready...awkwank
Awkwank by bazingaminga March 27, 2013