Awkwank
The incident of which you are mistaken for wanking (Masturbating), which results in an awkward situation.
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Awkwank by bazingaminga March 27, 2013
Ankwank
To place an erect penis between your partners fleshy ankles and to thrust in and out until the point of climax.
“I just had the best ankwank off that cute chick Amy, you know the one with the real chubby cankles“
AwkWalk
The journey from one class to another where someone says somthing religiously emotionaly or politicaly offensive that causes an awkward walk.
awkwalk
noun. The situation occurring on a narrow footpath where the person ahead of you is walking at a marginally slower pace. Thus when overtaking, there exists an extended and awkward transition period of 5-10 seconds ('awksition' if you will) where you and the overtakee are walking directly alongside one another.
The effect is compounded when the path is deserted but for you and the overtakee, as there is no extraneous noise/action to divert attention from your awkwalk.
For maximum awkwardness, stumbling and falling over while attempting to overtake is recommended.
The effect is compounded when the path is deserted but for you and the overtakee, as there is no extraneous noise/action to divert attention from your awkwalk.
For maximum awkwardness, stumbling and falling over while attempting to overtake is recommended.
Friend: Get home alright last night?
Me: Yeah, it was all g except I had a bit of an awkwalk at the end with some slow-walking dude.
Friend: Dang! I hate that.
Me: Yeah, it was dark and deadly silent too. That 5 second awksition felt like an eternity.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): That is such good observational humor lingo!
Me: Yeah, it was all g except I had a bit of an awkwalk at the end with some slow-walking dude.
Friend: Dang! I hate that.
Me: Yeah, it was dark and deadly silent too. That 5 second awksition felt like an eternity.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): That is such good observational humor lingo!
awkwalk by 2alluh8ers September 2, 2011
awkwark
1. Something that is beyond awkward.
2. Something that there are no words to describe what it is, it's just awkwark.
2. Something that there are no words to describe what it is, it's just awkwark.
awkwark by awkwarklover November 21, 2005