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A perverse, sexual act when a woman sucks a man's penis through his anus. His penis is turned inside out in this process, and protrudes out his rectum. (The woman has to suck really, really hard to achieve this)

After climax, the woman then blows the man's penis back through his butt hole to return the penis to its normal shape.

Animal balloons of these caliber are not intended for children's parties.

Animal Balloon by wo1v3r1n3 August 14, 2012

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Balloon animal

Noun-- The act of getting a blowjob while wearing a condom.

I was at Thai Touch when I got a balloon animal.

Balloon animal by VKS April 14, 2014

Polish balloon animal

Uncircumsized polish penis

That guy had a polish balloon animalor that mans penis is a polish balloon animal and has too much polish skin

Polish balloon animal by Pstallion69 March 16, 2015

The Balloon Animal

Slang for a type of sexual act involving the unconventional use of prophylactics, performed post-coitus.

Following ejaculation into a condom, the male removes it from his penis and hands it to his partner. His partner then proceeds to inflate the condom, like a latex balloon, and tie off the end. "The Balloon Animal" occurs when the male pops the balloon in close proximity to the face of his partner. The rapid release of pressure caused by popping the condom causes the ejaculate within to be deposited, at least partially, on the face of his partner.

Also known as "Giving The Balloon", the "Friendly Giraffe", and the "Steinberg Experiment".

In conversation:
"Yo man, heard you closed some ass last night...did you give her The Balloon Animal?"

The Balloon Animal by T-3000 November 9, 2006

balloon animal

when laying on your back and someone licks your ass and pushes your legs so far back that you are performing oral sex on yourself at the same time.

last night this chick licked my ass and made me suck my own dick at the same time . she called it the balloon animal and it was the shit .

balloon animal by kaper February 28, 2009

Balloon Animal

Someone who is stupid to the third power. The response to their actions or words is frequently, "wow....just....wow."

Was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? What a balloon animal.

Balloon Animal by grieco August 11, 2010

Balloon Animal

a person who goes through condoms like crazy

Dude, so I have this new girlfriend, we have sex 24/7.... she's turning me into a balloon animal

Balloon Animal by ediddy27 August 19, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026