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Noun-- The act of getting a blowjob while wearing a condom.
I was at Thai Touch when I got a balloon animal.
by VKS April 14, 2014
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A person who gets the vaccine and and flaunts it will high end shopping, trips, and parties
Once Lisa got the vax she turned into such a vaxinista
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1) Noun- used as a replacement for the word "condom." In doing this one can secretly suggest he needs or has condoms.

2) Verb- When one says they're "making" balloon animals, it means they are having or going to have sex. This is done to secretly suggest that one is having, going to, or had sex.

1) as a girl is sitting on his lap, a guy turns to his friend and asks; "bro, im definatly gunna need some balloon animals tonight...can you lend me some?" (Girl remains oblivious)

2) Guy asks his friend (in front of his parents), "What did you do last night?" Second Guy: "Ahh nothin, the girlfriend came over and i made some balloon animals. Even one time in the shower." (parents remain oblivious)
by dudehonestlywtf@yahoo.com August 06, 2006
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when laying on your back and someone licks your ass and pushes your legs so far back that you are performing oral sex on yourself at the same time.
last night this chick licked my ass and made me suck my own dick at the same time . she called it the balloon animal and it was the shit .
by kaper February 28, 2009
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Someone who is stupid to the third power. The response to their actions or words is frequently, "wow....just....wow."
Was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? What a balloon animal.
by grieco August 10, 2010
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a person who goes through condoms like crazy
Dude, so I have this new girlfriend, we have sex 24/7.... she's turning me into a balloon animal
by ediddy27 August 07, 2009
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Two individuals engaging in anal intercourse , the male stretchers his for skin , encompassing the other individuals anus , while the other individual flatuates into the other persons forskin inflating it resembling a balloon animal
Me and my brother totally balloon animals last night
by Poofingeralexmick March 21, 2019
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