Anges Irwin 

so, this definition was posted awhile ago-

"Definition of an Agnes Irwin girl: Wearing cashmere sweaters, Gucci sunglasses, and Tiffanys galore, these Philadelphian socialits take pride in their top notch prepatory education, the Agnes Irwin School. Arriving in BMWs, Audis, or Land Rovers, these blondes (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) not only know how to calculate daddy's trust fund, but also their 1300> SAT score. Special skills include superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white buttondown shirt, collar up. When not applying to the top universities in the country, these AIS ladies may be spotted at parties with an Ivy League bound hunk, while taking shots of expensive liquor from their families wine cellars. Ultimately defined as one of beauty, wealth, and brains, an AIS girl will carry on the tradition of charming you with her classy styles and grace."

i believe that was the most pathetic thing i've ever read. i don't do to ais, baldwin, haverford, or whatever, i am in fact well out of college.

if you're proud of being that way, you need a serious reality check- what you have described it the most heinous thing most people in the real world could ever concieve. get ready for a rude awakening if you ever leave your precious main line and live in reality.

ps. you're all just really sad.

Anges Irwin by feeling sorry for you May 5, 2005

agnes irwin

A private school on the mainline. A very rigorous academic program cuases students potential break downs from time to time. Although its students have been stereotyped as blonde haired and blue eyes, there are many girls there who dont have the affore mentioned features. However, it is a truth that almost every student wears pearl earings and ribbons each day. Also they are known for their high amounts of spirit on such theme days as the christmas assembly, Spirit days, and halloween. All in all Agnes Irwin, affectionately called Irwins by those who attend, is a school in which people pay to break into tears, manically deck out their assigned places in their class colors, and roll out of bed each morning, throw a kilt on and race to school.

"Sometimes Irwins makes me want to run myself into a wall, and other times, I speed in the morning to get there"

agnes irwin by 2006 February 3, 2005

agnes irwin

A Main Line private school full of hott girls. usually rich kids go..brother school is haverford

pshhh that girl goes to agnes irwin. the upper schoolers there are so damn hot.peace out napoleon

agnes irwin by anonymous December 23, 2004

Agnes Irwin Girl

They have blonde hair (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) and pearls attached to their neck and ears. They fully understand the importance of kilt hemming. They're more likely than not to develop crushes on history teachers, and are still not used to seeing guys in jeans. Even though they're probably not Jewish, they have an impressive repertoire of Jewish songs thanks to a certain music teacher. Special skills they might possess would include: Maypole dancing, superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white button down shirt, collar up.

Omg, Wigs is such a muffin!

Agnes Irwin Girl by anonymous February 27, 2005

agnes irwin

Definition of an Agnes Irwin girl: Wearing cashmere sweaters, Gucci sunglasses, and Tiffanys galore, these Philadelphian socialits take pride in their top notch prepatory education, the Agnes Irwin School. Arriving in BMWs, Audis, or Land Rovers, these blondes (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) not only know how to calculate daddy's trust fund, but also their 1300> SAT score. Special skills include superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white buttondown shirt, collar up. When not applying to the top universities in the country, these AIS ladies may be spotted at parties with an Ivy League bound hunk, while taking shots of expensive liquor from their families wine cellars. Ultimately defined as one of beauty, wealth, and brains, an AIS girl will carry on the tradition of charming you with her classy styles and grace.

"Sometimes Irwins makes me want to run myself into a wall"

agnes irwin by class of 2005 February 12, 2005

Agnes Irwin

Yeah what everyone else says is true about Irwins girls and how they look and act and that stuff, but there are a few who are not like that at all and trust me i know! Some girls there hate the main line factor of the school and even through i think all the girls can hemm kilts very well that doesn't mean they are like all the other girls there. My friends there hate all those blonde girls who wear all the pearls, they are into rock and metal music and don't have to take all this staireotyping from people. Just because there are girls there who are VERY preppy doesn't mean there aren't any other girls there you are the complete opposite!

'I wish that Irwins actually suported individuality, like they say they do. I mean whats up with all this main line preppy stuff?'

Agnes Irwin by Duckster April 11, 2005

agnes irwin school 

everyone needs to shut up and get lives. an agnes irwin girl is just like any other girl and you all should honestly eat shit (:

"i go to the agnes irwin school, fuck off"

agnes irwin school by smellmypits June 26, 2009