Angela Moment

A moment of absurdity, that it can only be classified as a near death experience. These tragic and unlucky episodes occur quite frequently.

Person A: “Homeslice, I was just chased by a pack of coyotes.”
Person B: “Damn, you just had an Angela moment.”

Angela Moment by TicTacPenis123 April 19, 2022

Angela Bassett Moment

A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.

-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"

The Angela Bassett Moment:

This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!

Angela Bassett Moment by IAmYoFatha June 24, 2012

Angelo Moment 

When you make a mistake and continue to repeat it expecting a different outcome.

"bro, I'm bouta smack that boy ass."

"didn't you get your shit rocked by him before?"

"hell nah - continues to eat shit"

That mf just has an Angelo Moment.

Angelo Moment by Yung bread April 15, 2021

Angelo Moment 

When someone has done something so stupid and "dumbass" isn't enough to describe it.

Wow man that was so fucking stupid
Yeah man I think I just had an Angelo moment

Angelo Moment by SmorfHorfMgorf February 13, 2019

Angel Face Moment 

When you are physically attracted to someone in full awareness of how awful of a human being they are, and continue to be out of pure emotional unrestraint.

John: God, I know Jared Leto is a cult leader… but he was so hot as Angel Face in fight club!

Joan: This is literally an Angel Face moment

Angel Face Moment by Jerry the killer duck August 14, 2023

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