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Anecdeets 

An anecdotal story told with incredible (and usually unnecessary) detail.
Bryan: So then these two hotties started making out, and remember how one was wearing that top that let her bra show? Well I had been pounding the rum - not that spiced shit, always dark - you know how I feel about white Rum, especially after Cuba, and I had had like 4 beers before going out, but you know beer before liquor - or is it liquor before beer? - but the organic stuff because I get less hungover...

Gavin: Ease on the anecdeets, yo - did you mac that shit or what?
Anecdeets by TorontoGavin September 12, 2010
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Anecdotes 

a short version of an interesting or humorous incident or a short often amusing story, especially about something someone has done.
she told one or two amusing anecdotes about her years as a BJ queen.
Anecdotes by harley April 3, 2005

alphabetical anecdotes

Assorted "A-to-Z" bu**s**t tales supposedly relating past events, such as:
banecdotes: When you got shown da door fer misbehavin'
branecdotes: What da Scarecrow's thinking-organ was composed of
canecdotes: How da clutter of empty food-containers came to exist
clanecdotes: Where yer group of weird-a** "loyal followers" came from
fanecdotes: Same as above, only said dedicated admirers are now also swishing themselves wif pleated-paper breeze-makers :P
Franecdotes: How Miss Fine shocked and/or amused Max's family during her period as a nanny and/or Max's wife
glanecdotes: What one or more luscious-lipped chicks have done wif dat juicy head on yer you-know-what
granecdotes: Assorted goings-on during visits to "Big Ma's house"
klanecdotes: "The Five Orange Pips" and similar stories
LANecdotes: Da occasional service-blackouts and other assorted crap dat you endure regarding yer internet service
manecdotes: Assorted "cool dude" happenings
manicdotes: Various "totally hyper" goings-on
Additional examples of alphabetical anecdotes include:

nanecdotes: Same as da actress-Drescher-related definition above
panecdotes: Da assorted tough-sailor-clunking shenanigans dat Laurel and Hardy performed outside da saloon in "Live Ghost"
panicdotes: Da assorted terrified emotions dat said comic duo suffered when said swarthy brutes discovered dat they had been shanghaied
planecdotes: Various "here's what we're gonna do today" tales
ranecdotes: What happened during either Boston Marathons or horse-races
scanecdotes: Yer antivirus-software adventures
spanecdotes: Various gap-bridging events
Stanecdotes: Laurel's adventure-tales dat he later tells to Hardy
swanecdotes: Related In Louie Da Trumpeter's book
tanecdotes: Adventures in da sun
tranecdotes: What ya read about in an LGBTQ newsletter
vanicdotes: Hippie-movement adventures while tootling around da country in an old VW bus
wanicdotes: "Back when I was a scrawny weakling" stories dat a hard-muscled health-guru relates to his audience
alphabetical anecdotes by QuacksO November 19, 2025
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