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Andrew's katana
Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.
"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action
Andrew's katana by millsad November 8, 2015
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Andrew’s Ford Escape
Andrew’s Ford Escape by RyanLuvsCaps October 26, 2022
Andrew's Mom
Where as you deficate in your hand and smear it on your arm, pubic and leg hair. Also it has the meaning as to Trimming your pubic regions hair covering your friends face with it.
Andrew's Mom by purplechokehold December 21, 2009
Andrew's Law
WisdomTree Trust is an example of Andrew's Law. They manage a lot of money, but their name is fucken dumb.
Andrew's Law by Resistant January 6, 2021
Andrew's Cock
A cock that is very crooked, caused from a traumatic experience involving a girl jumping on his cock drunk from the end of the bed. After that, no girl wanted his cock. It looked like a lightning bolt.
Andrew's Cock by Master Dook December 4, 2021
Andrew’s Scar
Andrew’s Scar by Champ5008 November 23, 2022
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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