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An Ass that Could Cure Cancer
A female who has a behind that is so exquisite it could potentially inspire one to develop a cure for cancer.
Ethan: Dude do you see that girl over there with the nice caboose?
Matt: Dammmmnn, Becky's got an ass that could cure cancer.
Matt: Dammmmnn, Becky's got an ass that could cure cancer.
An Ass that Could Cure Cancer by circuitlicker47 April 23, 2021
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IS THAT AN IPHONE?!?!?
"IS THAT AN IPHONE?!?!?" is a phrase often used used by people who see someone with an iPhone-sized touch screen device (usually an iPod Touch) get confused and think it's an iPhone.
Bill: "Hmm, let me just check something"
(Bill pulls out iPod Touch)
Sam: "IS THAT AN IPHONE?!?!?"
Bill: "Nah, it's just an iPod Touch, still cool though"
Sam "Oh, okay"
(Bill pulls out iPod Touch)
Sam: "IS THAT AN IPHONE?!?!?"
Bill: "Nah, it's just an iPod Touch, still cool though"
Sam "Oh, okay"
IS THAT AN IPHONE?!?!? by tscallum123 February 20, 2010
An animal that looks like trent
An animal that looks like trent by saltlife227 January 25, 2011
An Image That Goes Hard
An image that “goes hard”, refers to an image that firstly looks like something you would only usually encounter on the internet or something that reflects on internet culture (memes, artistic content, etc.).
Secondly the image has to invoke either a sense of humour, (often sarcastic) bad-assery and/or coolness, sarcastic relatability, or a mix of the above.
These elements combined will result in the formation of an image that goes hard.
Secondly the image has to invoke either a sense of humour, (often sarcastic) bad-assery and/or coolness, sarcastic relatability, or a mix of the above.
These elements combined will result in the formation of an image that goes hard.
"Hey check out this image, it goes pretty hard right?" my friend said as he showed me the image on his phone. "That is in fact an image that goes hard man" I replied.
An Image That Goes Hard by oofinator4_3 December 1, 2023
That's an opinion that you have
So you do have a 'you have to get angry over my kids mandate!' We can all just say the opposite of everything else (ad infinitum) until I say 'Nah you gotta get angry about my thing and get the fucking infection out of my head.'
Hym "See! You ARE demanding that I help you torture people in the name of your kids you fuck. Regardless of whether or not the women fuck (which they aren't) and regardless of whether or not you're all fucking bigots. It's more 'but what about muh kids' and when I say the fucking opposite like you have been doing to me for 2 years straight and say 'what about me?' It's someone doesn't render the point moot. The hostage taking isn't a fucking reaction, it's the status quo. And nobody told me that you own my fucking soul from birth and that I have to help you protect your kids regardless of whether or not you fucks do anything for me and then one of your retard pedo hunter goes off all half cocked and gets THE WRONG FUCKING GUY AND A 12-13 YEAR OLD... Ope, well we own your mind now too. ALSO AD INFINITUM. No. That's an opinion that you have and my anger is reserved for my thing until you pay the fucking protection fee bitch. KATON: RACKETEERING REFLECTION NO JUTSU!!!"
That's an opinion that you have by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
<.7.9.7.6.>It Is AN Atrocity That Saheem Malik Valdery Is Not Married<.7.9.7.6.>
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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