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amputee

A person who has had one or more of their limbs removed.
"Dave" is now an amputee after getting his leg blown off in the war.
by dannyboy1373 November 10, 2007
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Amputee

A man with a selective advantage over other men. His prosthetic replacement does not necessarily have to be a hand, but a re creation of the male Penis. It's more effective when the limb lost is an arm, just for maneuverablility purposes. Through this prosthetic he can now give two women pleasure at the same time, or one through two holes. Double Amputees can have foursomes in what some call a "sexual trinity."
Dude! That guy is so lucky he is a double amputee. He can now perform a sexual trinity.

I just left the VA hospital. I had my world rocked by a couple of amputees.
by reallywrong January 31, 2010
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I had to get lube to give him a handjob, because "junior" is an amputee
by Ashleey453 February 26, 2010
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Amputee Spree

having sex with as many women with missing limbs as possible, the more limbs missing on the woman the higher the score you get.
Hell yeah dude I went on an amputee spree last night and scored a perfect 10 after I slapped her with my cock and knocked her out of her wheelchair.
by Chris Renneb January 31, 2005
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amputee lover

Someone who has a fetish for an amputee.
"I guess jerry had remembered my ultimate fantasy was to fuck a bitch with no legs!"- amputee lover
by mc dicksauce July 20, 2006
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amputee porn

amputee porn: Oh Johnny you filthy boy fuck me in the arss Even tho i have no arms or legs.
by NiggerKiller24 December 6, 2016
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The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.
Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.
by Revchu August 6, 2005
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