Ampidextrous

A double amputee that can utilize either left or right amputated limb with equal skill in a variety of sexual scenarios.

A double amputation does not necessarily negate a vibrant sex life, as evidenced by the growing popularity of “stumping clubs,” where there is strong demand for ampidextrous members.

by Blaine Handy May 10, 2025

ambidextrous bastard

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

ambidextrious

common misspelling of ambidextrous.

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.

by A New STD January 19, 2004

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

by Schteen November 10, 2003

appidextrous

The ability of someone to be able to use two different applications that do basically the same thing. Their ability is a display of their knowledge, wisdom or age.

Glenn is awesome at Lotus Notes and Excel. He is so appidextrous!

by stranman December 7, 2015

ambidextrious

What idiots think it means to be able to use both hands equally well. The correct word is ambidextrous.

Ed: My Hi-point gun is awesome coz it has ambidextrious safety leverz bruh.

Rob: Am bi dex TRUSS! Not dex TREE us you simp. And that pistol sucks long and hard compared to my Springfield XD.

by bentrm February 27, 2018