Ampidextrous

A double amputee that can utilize either left or right amputated limb with equal skill in a variety of sexual scenarios.

A double amputation does not necessarily negate a vibrant sex life, as evidenced by the growing popularity of “stumping clubs,” where there is strong demand for ampidextrous members.

Ampidextrous by Blaine Handy May 10, 2025

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrousexual by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

ambidextrious 

common misspelling of ambidextrous.

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.

ambidextrious by A New STD January 19, 2004

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

appidextrous 

The ability of someone to be able to use two different applications that do basically the same thing. Their ability is a display of their knowledge, wisdom or age.

Glenn is awesome at Lotus Notes and Excel. He is so appidextrous!

appidextrous by stranman December 7, 2015

ambidextrious 

What idiots think it means to be able to use both hands equally well. The correct word is ambidextrous.

Ed: My Hi-point gun is awesome coz it has ambidextrious safety leverz bruh.

Rob: Am bi dex TRUSS! Not dex TREE us you simp. And that pistol sucks long and hard compared to my Springfield XD.

ambidextrious by bentrm February 27, 2018