amphetamones

A drug produced by a stunninglee beautiful woman that intoxicates any level headed male into acting like a complete jackass.
Symptoms may include: randomness,spastic hyper abilities,a warm feeling in your chest,needlessly undertaking manual labor,spacing out,jonesing/withdrawl.

Mel! I don't know why I did or said that!...you?...you slipping me amphetamones or something?