Sam and Jason disliked their roommate, Stonks, considerably. One
night they put jalapeno juice in his eye contact solution so that the next
morning, when he put his contacts on,Stonks fell to his knees in writhing agony. Knowing someone had to pay but not knowing who, Stonks went apestonkers on Rio de Janeiro, sending thirty humans and other mammals to the hospital, including many who were on the wrong end of a Stonks donkey
kick.