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A common type of prostitute who hangs around places like Manchester and Birmingham.
Known for their anal sex.
Random Man : What did you get up to last night.
His Mate : Oh, i found myself an ameson.
ameson by Alan Cocker October 29, 2007
Words you can keep
He has a multi-versal penis and is not afraid to cover your planet in cum. Also, he is a loyal friend.
Friend 1: Nobody can beat Goku!
Friend 2: Actually, Aeson's penis solos the Dragon Ball universe.
Aeson by Joe Biden's soda January 10, 2021
Related Words
has a huge penis and is a sex monster. know for his boligerence
aeson is a monster
aeson by aesonhasafatcock February 24, 2020
Best in the world. 😆
Eric, you are Amson😅
Amson by EASK May 20, 2017
The number one man in the world!!! He is well put together. Cares about making the world a better place and knows how to do it!! Plus he can charm a snake and anything else.
I need me an Aceson in my life!!
aceson by Lov3my3 December 20, 2016
a very cool minecraft bedwars streamer on hypixel who is also a moderator on hypixel
Wow ameston is a very cool streamer!
ameston by Xadreco March 9, 2021

awesonomate

Man, this stale tuna fish sandwich is lame as hell. Let's get Michael Bay over here and awesonomate it with some explosions.
awesonomate by treyhyphen October 29, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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