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the fastest typer in the west... in ameston's stream
aquakat is a very fast typer
aquakat by Xadreco March 11, 2021

The Aquabats 

The greatest band of all time, and the greatest crimefighters as well.
These 7 (or 8) masked heroes of justice roam the earth defeating such enemies as Powdered Milk Man, The Cat With Two Heads, and GWAR and then making kikass songs about their adventures.

Cast out of their homeland of Aquabania by their nemisis Space Monster M, they were given super powers of rock by The Proffesor and now seek to take over the world with their music.

They rule.
The Aquabats are pretty darned nifty if you ask me.
The Aquabats by Mattersy January 15, 2004

aquabats 

Zippy, zippy dudes.

A super-rad team of 7 sometimes 8 masked marauders here to save the world from monster M, throw killer cool pool parties, and play some silly ska songs along the way.

The drummer from Blink 182 got his start here.
Aquacadet: The Aquabats sure did rock the casbah, homeslice!

Regular Joe: What are you talking about?
aquabats by Jerkworthy November 7, 2003

the aquabats 

greatest band/superheroes in the world. come from teh island of Aquabania. Consists of MC bat Commander, Ricky Fitness, Crash Mclarson, the Robot, and more. they play amazing music that makes people want fight crime.their concerts are also amazing as they are usually attacked onstage
the aquabats are my heroes
the aquabats by obtuse November 24, 2006

the Aquabats 

The Aquabats were a band to emerge from Orange County, California, in the early-1990s, during the ska phase in American culture, which was ruling at tha time. They formed with 7 (or 8) members, and are ska superheroes, hailing from Aquabania. In 1995, their first album, "The Return Of the Aquabats" was released. The next album, titled "The Fury of the Aquabats," was released in 1996. The Aquabats then hit it big with the hit, "Super Rad!" A few years later, in 1999, the Aquabats released another album, named "The Aquabats VS. The Floating Eye of Death!" In 2000, "Myths, Legends, and Other Adventures" were released. In 2004, "Yo, Check Out This Ride E.P." was released. In early-2005, Prince Adam, one of the guitarists and trumpeters left the band to pursue other music. On June 7, 2005, "CHARGE!!" was released, the best Aquabats album to date!

One can easily recognize the Aquabats by their quirky costumes. Rashguards, Anti-Negativity helmets, Power Belts, and Vans shoes. Yay!
The Aquabats are one of the completely awesome bands to grace us with their music.

Travis Barker used to drum for the Aquabats, then left.

I love the Aquabats.
the Aquabats by jesuisletigre July 25, 2008

Aquacatasterbate 

People who can only masturbate to pictures of Drowned or Drowning Cats.
Billy missed the Crow Party, because he wanted to stay home an Aquacatasterbate.
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