Americaland 

What all Americans will be calling their country in 20 odd years time.
Alternatively, what I shall call a small part of Ukraine that I shall conquer and build upon. Lets see the richest country in the world fit into an area smaller than Japan...

"Oh mah gawd! The people of Americaland will not stand for this!"

Americaland by The Umber June 4, 2005

americland 

when you do something in a way that is so crazy and weird on that everyone laughs and everybody is like WTF

or basically doing somthing very odd and funny

me: brings a pan ,butter ,tortilla shells, butter knife, cheese, and a camping stove and starts making tortillas in class
the entire class: oh my god he's americland!

americland by Hachimoku February 14, 2020

Americalanavania

An unpleasant location where people speak with an unnecessary amount of Southernisms.

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Americalanavania

Americalanavania by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 15, 2017

americanadian

A Canadian-born American citizen, or an American-born Canadian citizen.

That New Yorker was born in Canada. He's quite the americanadian.

americanadian by Anonymous March 5, 2005

Anti-Americatard 

A twelve year old who just got his first pube logging onto Urbandictionary.com when his mommy isn't watching to post horrifically slanted definitions into the 'America' and 'United States of America' sections.

Newsflash: There are dumb Americans. There are dumb Brits. There are dumb French people. There are dumb people in every country of every nation in the world.

I'm not sure whether most of these definitions come from other countries (most likely European, where America is defined merely by George Bush and McDonalds) or by underprivileged American kids who think its cool to hate America.

Many criticize the US's ill conceived wars in the middle east. Yes, the Iraq war wasn't the smartest idea. But we vote for leaders to make decisions, and they lie like the crooks they are. Any country with a parliament knows that politicians don't listen to their constituents. Don't act like America is any different.

America has made mistakes, like every other country in the world. Stop acting like you're so perfect.

Johnny: Oh boy! Mommy left her computer on so I can go post stuff I heard on some French kid's myspace to Urbandictionary! I are smart!

Pierre: You Americans are stupider than us!
Beck: What's your IQ?
Pierre: 85.
Beck: The bell curve is a bitch, isn't it?

Anya: I saw on TV that George Bush got his hand stuck in a door, and that McDonalds makes money. That means every single American is fat and stupid! Hah, logic wins again!

Gilligan: You American gits started a war for no reason.
Harry: Excuse me, what was the War of Jenkin's Ear?
Gilligan: That happened hundreds of years ago, and it was the government's decision, not the people!
Harry: Yup. Just like every American got to vote on whether they wanted war.
Gilligan: ...
Harry: Where's Guy Fawkes when you need him?

All examples of conversations with Anti-Americatards

Anti-Americatard by billy_buddy_of_doom5 December 6, 2009

Americanderthal 

A sub-species of homo sapien identifiable by specific behavioral traits reminiscent of neanderthal culture in the 21st century BC. Unable to adapt to new paradigms a second sub-species, homo creatus is emerging to rekindle a new-renaissance.

Americanderthal can be trained to follow a logical, repetitive order and rely on well rehearsed methods. Americanderthal are easily fooled and strictly adhere to routines that make them feel safe and secure. Americanderthal can be heard saying, "Don't work too hard, and take it easy". Americanderthal always color within the lines and always stay in the box.

Americanderthal by RuDi kAzOoTi March 21, 2009

Americamania 

A form of mania that is very common in places in Europe. Symtoms include: Making definitions about "Americunts" Hating on people because they are proud to be American, Making up random stereotypes about Americans and always thinking about how much America is better then your shitty country. The only cure is to go to America.

British Person: Bloody 'ell is that a americunt I see there?
American: Huh?
British Person: What the fuck is the matter with you?
American: What?
British Person: Why did you vote for Bush?
American: I voted for Kerry, sir
British Person: Then why is America in Iraq?
American: I don't know I'm not Bush
British Person: You ignorant asshole!
American: Your the one being ignorant, how about you come with me back to America?
*British Person goes to America and has 15 orgasams while The American Anthem plays in the backround*
Me: Hail Satan! Another case of Americamania is cured!

Americamania by Dr. Crowley September 1, 2009