Americanderthal
A sub-species of homo sapien identifiable by specific behavioral traits reminiscent of neanderthal culture in the 21st century BC. Unable to adapt to new paradigms a second sub-species, homo creatus is emerging to rekindle a new-renaissance.
Americanderthal can be trained to follow a logical, repetitive order and rely on well rehearsed methods. Americanderthal are easily fooled and strictly adhere to routines that make them feel safe and secure. Americanderthal can be heard saying, "Don't work too hard, and take it easy". Americanderthal always color within the lines and always stay in the box.
Americanderthal by RuDi kAzOoTi March 21, 2009
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