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America's Best

The people you see in a casino at 8:00 a.m. on a Sunday morning.
I woke up early on Sunday, so I went down to the casino to make some sports bets... Nothing but America's Best down there. Hmm, I guess I was a part of it.

America's Best Dance Crew 

A television show, produced by Randy Jackson on MTV, that showcases American Hip Hop Dance TEAMS. The reason I highlight TEAM is because a team is a group of colleagues who get together purely for dancing. Being a dance CREW implies that there is close-knit group of friends who just so happen to dance.

A major problem with the show is that it misrepresents hip hop (Along with movies such as You Got Served, Step Up, Stomp the Yard, etc). Such shows give misconceptions that the unknowing public believe to be true.

These misconceptions can include but are not limited to:

1. ABDC teams are the best
2. ABDC teams are very original and innovative
3. ABDC is good cause it helps unknown dance crews become famous
4. The judges on ABDC are very knowledgable of dancing

The truth is that although ABDC dancers are talented, they are far from being the best. There are many more talented dance crews out there just in America (not including France, Japan, and South Korea which are considered much better "dancing countries") The only difference is that the better crews want to keep their dignity and don't want to be misrepresented in the media.
Also, much of the choreography on ABDC is stolen from other dance crews without any credit given to the makers. Quest Crew especially is known for stealing moves.
Also, the dance teams on ABDC were famous prior to the show and did not need it to boost their career. Jabbawockeez, Super Crew, and Quest were all famous before winning. The only difference now is that they are beccoming FADS, getting GROUPIES, and are being EXPLOITED by the media.

FINALLY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL. The judges on ABDC have no idea of what they are talking about. One judge was a SINGER on NSYNC, Shane Sparx doesnt know how to dance, and Lil Mama is a rapper not a dancer)
SHANE SPARX KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HIP HOP. WHO THE HELL KNEW OF SHANE SPARX BEFORE ABDC. WHO THE HELL STILL KNOWS WHO HE IS? SHANE SPARX, CLIMB BACK THE HOLE YOU CAME FROM AND STOP KILLING HIP HOP!!

AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW

Randy Jackson: DOG IM RANDY JACKSON! DOG! YO DOG! RANDY JACKSON! DOGGGGG...DOGGGGGG

america's best dance crew 

America's Best Dance Crew is an American show aired on MTV featuring some of the best street dancers and choreographies you'll ever see in your life. It will seriously blow your mind. Seriously.
It is a WELL KNOW FACT that the show is produced by that judge on American Idol Randy Jackson, it is hosted by Mario Lopez, and the judges are former N'SYNC member JC Chasez, rapper Lil' Mamma and hip hop choreographer Shane Sparks.
Random person #1: "Are you saying that America's best Dance Crew is just a show?"
Random person #2: "Yes, sadly..."
Random person #3: "Whaaaat? There should be a 24 hour network of that, of people dancing like that!!! Because it's freaking awesome!!! I no longer have a brain!!!"

JC Chasez and Mario Lopez are cool again?? I guess that's the effect that MTV has on people...

Jabbawhat??

Random Person #4: "Be afraid... Be very afraid!"

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026