America's best

When you lay the balls across the bridge of her nose so that each ball lies in a separate eye socket

This bitch said she wanted to see me more so I gave her an America's Best

America's best by Libushe July 17, 2023

America's Best Dance Crew 

A television show, produced by Randy Jackson on MTV, that showcases American Hip Hop Dance TEAMS. The reason I highlight TEAM is because a team is a group of colleagues who get together purely for dancing. Being a dance CREW implies that there is close-knit group of friends who just so happen to dance.

A major problem with the show is that it misrepresents hip hop (Along with movies such as You Got Served, Step Up, Stomp the Yard, etc). Such shows give misconceptions that the unknowing public believe to be true.

These misconceptions can include but are not limited to:

1. ABDC teams are the best
2. ABDC teams are very original and innovative
3. ABDC is good cause it helps unknown dance crews become famous
4. The judges on ABDC are very knowledgable of dancing

The truth is that although ABDC dancers are talented, they are far from being the best. There are many more talented dance crews out there just in America (not including France, Japan, and South Korea which are considered much better "dancing countries") The only difference is that the better crews want to keep their dignity and don't want to be misrepresented in the media.
Also, much of the choreography on ABDC is stolen from other dance crews without any credit given to the makers. Quest Crew especially is known for stealing moves.
Also, the dance teams on ABDC were famous prior to the show and did not need it to boost their career. Jabbawockeez, Super Crew, and Quest were all famous before winning. The only difference now is that they are beccoming FADS, getting GROUPIES, and are being EXPLOITED by the media.

FINALLY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL. The judges on ABDC have no idea of what they are talking about. One judge was a SINGER on NSYNC, Shane Sparx doesnt know how to dance, and Lil Mama is a rapper not a dancer)

SHANE SPARX KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HIP HOP. WHO THE HELL KNEW OF SHANE SPARX BEFORE ABDC. WHO THE HELL STILL KNOWS WHO HE IS? SHANE SPARX, CLIMB BACK THE HOLE YOU CAME FROM AND STOP KILLING HIP HOP!!

AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW

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America's Best Dance Crew by truhiphop April 24, 2009

america's best dance crew 

America's Best Dance Crew is an American show aired on MTV featuring some of the best street dancers and choreographies you'll ever see in your life. It will seriously blow your mind. Seriously.
It is a WELL KNOW FACT that the show is produced by that judge on American Idol Randy Jackson, it is hosted by Mario Lopez, and the judges are former N'SYNC member JC Chasez, rapper Lil' Mamma and hip hop choreographer Shane Sparks.

Random person #1: "Are you saying that America's best Dance Crew is just a show?"
Random person #2: "Yes, sadly..."
Random person #3: "Whaaaat? There should be a 24 hour network of that, of people dancing like that!!! Because it's freaking awesome!!! I no longer have a brain!!!"

JC Chasez and Mario Lopez are cool again?? I guess that's the effect that MTV has on people...

Jabbawhat??

Random Person #4: "Be afraid... Be very afraid!"

america's best dance crew by @n@rchist June 21, 2008