ambidabstrous 

A person who dabs on both sides

I dab on both my left and right side, so I am ambidabstrous

ambidabstrous by fresh_and_clean August 6, 2016

ambimastrous 

Ambidextrous masturbation.
Able to masturbate with either hand.

"I just broke my hand during practice, good thing I'm ambimastrous!"

ambimastrous by dogmar. October 28, 2003

ambifapstrous 

The ability to masturbate with both hands.

"So, John, which arm do you use to fap?"
"Both, I'm ambifapstrous"

ambifapstrous by Trevor89 August 4, 2015

ambifapstrous 

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hit in the five knuckle shuffle.

Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.
Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.
Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.

ambifapstrous by Rhiever June 27, 2009

Ambidabsterous

One who can dab both ways.

Bro are you ambidabsterous?

Nah man, I prefer dabbing left.

Ambidabsterous by zoomer44 October 25, 2016

Ambigastrous 

Someone who can pass gas from both ends at the same time.

I have the incredible gift of being completely ambigastrous.

Ambigastrous by D-diddy February 29, 2008

ambidabstrious

One who possess the ability to dab with either arm

Guy 1: Woah, did you just see tanner dab with both arms?
Guy 2: Yeah, I hear he's ambidabstrious.

ambidabstrious by theambidabstrious October 8, 2016