Ambigastrous 

Someone who can pass gas from both ends at the same time.

I have the incredible gift of being completely ambigastrous.

Ambigastrous by D-diddy February 29, 2008

ambigastrous 

adj - having the ability to fart out of your ass and pussy

"Only girls can be ambigastrous."

"After last nights burrito, she was ambigastrous while in bed."

ambigastrous by Vdez February 23, 2012

ambijaxtrous 

The ability to jack off equally well with one's left and right hands. A play on the word "ambidextrous."

Cal- I can only jack off with my right hand.

Zach- Really? I can do it with both. I'm ambijaxtrous, bitch!

Cal- So lucky!!

ambijaxtrous by Lefty Stroker December 25, 2010

ambifaptrous 

To be able to masturbate, 'fap', using both your left or right hand.

Person 1: It's so hard to choose whether to fap with my left or my right hand...
Person 2: You can use both???
Person 1: You can't?
Person 2: Dude, you're so lucky you're ambifaptrous.

ambifaptrous by Lewicide September 15, 2009

ambimastrous 

Ambidextrous masturbation.
Able to masturbate with either hand.

"I just broke my hand during practice, good thing I'm ambimastrous!"

ambimastrous by dogmar. October 28, 2003

ambifapstrous 

The ability to masturbate with both hands.

"So, John, which arm do you use to fap?"
"Both, I'm ambifapstrous"

ambifapstrous by Trevor89 August 4, 2015

ambifapstrous 

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hit in the five knuckle shuffle.

Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.
Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.
Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.

ambifapstrous by Rhiever June 27, 2009