Amberlance

When you are too stupid and punch drunk to deserve proper medical attention, you call for an amberlance.

Ghetto boy had is ass handed to him by Epic Beard Man on the bus and had to call for an amberlance.

by workedbyhand February 18, 2010

Amberlance

When you've been abused by a jezebel and need medical attention.

Sorry fam but we'll have to put a raincheck on that shit bc I'm in an Amberlance rn. Yeah-yeah you told me so but get off my back will ya?

by ‌‌‌‌ May 14, 2022

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers

The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.

“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”

by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

ambulance chaser activists

A left wing (BLM/Antifa) activist who jumps on to any officer involved shooting when there is little to no information available to make far reaching politically motivated assumptions and demands. Eventually these assumptions are overwhelmingly proven false by bodycam and autopsy reports

I saw the bodycam after hearing how she 'promoted peace' only to see her trying to stab someone. You just can't trust those ambulance chaser activists

by n_t_12 April 27, 2021

Ambulance Driver

A disparaging and belittling term for an Emergency Medical Technician or Paramedic, equivalent to referring to a nurse as a "doctor helper."

We called 911 when Frank's heart stopped. The firefighters and police did CPR. The ambulance drivers administered intravenous epinephrine, established an advanced airway, delivered artificial ventilations, and defibrillated him.

by BrotherDiesel April 29, 2019

Red ambulance

The application of Coca-Cola consumption for the specific purpose of recovering from a hangover.

"I'm never drinking again, this hangover is so bad I needed the red ambulance".

by aeronaut777 June 17, 2013

ambulance chaser

1. A lawyer specialising in personal injury claims usually representing people against local authorities or large companies.

2. Derogative description for a personal injury lawyer who specifically seeks out clients for tripping and slipping cases against big companies. Certainly in the US, this is because the lawyer's fee will be a percentage of the client's damages award - therefore making it profitable to find injured former employees of big companies.

1. Q: What sort of practice is it?
A: Oh, he's an ambulance chaser.

2. A: "That guy who got his arm
mangled up in our machine is suing"
B: "Who's he got?"
A: "Some ambulance chaser."

by Richter September 20, 2003