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ambassador pineapple 

A creative term for hand grenade, coined by Gordon Freeman while on his adventure through black Mesa in the machinima Freeman's mind
"this sounds like a job for ambassador pineapple, you'll be representing me out on the floor today" *explosion* "and we've come to a resolution*

Coffee ambassador 

Usually not a barista but office staff with to much extracurricular activities who follow all available coffee training rather than doing the work they were hired to do. After becoming coffee ambassador they will spend even less time working. It was intended for promoting coffee but usually these coffee ambassadors feel that they are better than anybody else. They are the kind of person that will tell somebody who drinks gourmet coffee that they are wrong because it is not roasted the Starbucks way or to tell a barista that he or she is doing his or her work the wrong way. Usually wears blinders and can not see things any other way than their own way. Despised by people who make coffee for a living and consider a parasite and a coffee tourist rather than a professional
The coffee ambassador refused to admit to the gourmet coffee drinker that there are coffees that taste better that Starbucks coffee. She even defended the taste of Pike Place roast without ever drinking it herself.
Coffee ambassador by Howard Schultz October 11, 2008

Ambassadors Hedge 

Immaculately trimmed minge - pencil thin but clearly visible.
Porn stars love an Ambassadors Hedge as do BBC newsreaders and Ambassadors wives.

Anal Ambassador 

A gay man who makes his ass available for penetration to men in other countries, cities, etc.
Ryan just got back from his trip to Europe...I heard he got his ass fucked in four different Countries

Yeah, he's a total anal ambassador
Anal Ambassador by Salin Vaar August 19, 2014

vaginal ambassador 

Simply refers to a mans penis
I sent my vaginal ambassador on a diplomatic mission. Translated: I fucked her.
vaginal ambassador by Fargo97 April 6, 2006

Xbox Ambassador 

An Xbox Ambassador is simply volunteer support for the Xbox Community. No, Xbox Ambassadors do NOT work for Microsoft.
Xbox Ambassador: I work for Microsoft, I'll ban you!
Guy1: You don't work for Microsoft.
Guy2: Shut up pussy.
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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