Amagement 

The state of shock one experiences at seeing how old certain people look at class reunions or after you've reconnected with them on Facebook.

Fred was in a state of amagement after seeing how old Tom looked at their 20th high school reunion.

age reunion Facebook shock startled old facelift amazement stunned flabbergasted

Amagement by Michaeladt August 14, 2010

Academentia

The state of being for a person in higher education where they lose touch with all semblance of reality.

That professor used to be in touch with the profession, but now she suffers extreme academentia.

Academentia by Dragonstar June 22, 2004

Treat your Body like an Amusement Park 

To masturbate. Originally appeared on "Seinfeld," where George is visiting his mom in the hospital and his mom says, "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"

"You can really treat your body like an amusement park sometimes, I can hear the sounds when I'm outside!

Treat your Body like an Amusement Park by Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet March 24, 2019

Amusement park hangover 

The feeling you get the day after going to an amusement park, particularly when you spend all day on intense rides. Symptoms include hoarse voice, headache, fatigue, and general pains.

Sam just got back from Cedar Point. He feels bad now, but when he wakes up he'll still have an amusement park hangover.

Amusement park hangover by Jake Nesbit July 11, 2009

amazement 

A feeling that cannot usually be described with words. This feeling makes many people extremely happy. You can also be amazed that someone is so stupid.

She called me last night, and I could do nothing but stare at the wall with a big goofy smile in amazement.

amazement by Matt__ January 11, 2008

amusement park pussy 

When you come home after a long, summer day at the amusement park and peel off a girl's jean shorts and a stanky, dank pussy aroma fills up the room

"I slid Samantha's shorts off after spending all day at Dland and it was some real bomb amusement park pussy"

amusement park pussy by Icee Chill February 26, 2015

amusement 

A synonym for entertainment.

"I got some amusement from trolling."

amusement by OmfgASquirrel July 29, 2009