Amagement

The state of shock one experiences at seeing how old certain people look at class reunions or after you've reconnected with them on Facebook.

Fred was in a state of amagement after seeing how old Tom looked at their 20th high school reunion.

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by Michaeladt August 14, 2010

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Academentia

The state of being for a person in higher education where they lose touch with all semblance of reality.

That professor used to be in touch with the profession, but now she suffers extreme academentia.

by Dragonstar June 22, 2004

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Treat your Body like an Amusement Park

To masturbate. Originally appeared on "Seinfeld," where George is visiting his mom in the hospital and his mom says, "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"

"You can really treat your body like an amusement park sometimes, I can hear the sounds when I'm outside!

by Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet March 24, 2019

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Amusement park hangover

The feeling you get the day after going to an amusement park, particularly when you spend all day on intense rides. Symptoms include hoarse voice, headache, fatigue, and general pains.

Sam just got back from Cedar Point. He feels bad now, but when he wakes up he'll still have an amusement park hangover.

by Jake Nesbit July 11, 2009

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amazement

A feeling that cannot usually be described with words. This feeling makes many people extremely happy. You can also be amazed that someone is so stupid.

She called me last night, and I could do nothing but stare at the wall with a big goofy smile in amazement.

by Matt__ January 11, 2008

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