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Am I cool...? 

No ur not. Stupid dipsh!t.
"Hey mom, Am I cool...?"
"No ur not, Johnny. Now clean your room"
Am I cool...? by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022
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i am cool 

i am cool by poo poo scoobaba doo December 17, 2006

i am cool like that 

A nicer way of saying " I don't need your help, I am good the way I am"
Mom: can I help you with your homework?

Son: no thanks, I am cool like that.

I am cool not you

Basically words that describe I AM COOL NOT YOU L BOZO
Drake: i am cool not you
Amanda: I do not give a crap
I am cool not you by Jeremy_is_cool September 20, 2022

i am cool like that 

A nicer way of saying " I don't need your help, I am good the way I am"
Mom: can I help you with your homework?

Son: no, shove off, I am cool like that.
i am cool like that by Uncle Dimma February 18, 2015

I am cool 

You: I am cool
Me: No you’re not
I am cool by udtshausbbs November 27, 2021

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!
Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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