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a man who possesess the ability to make females orgasm by mearly looking at them and also can devour any curry in a matter of seconds.
guy 1 -'hey pal you hear about that guy all the girls talk about?'
guy 2 -'yea, apparently he made a women orgasm in an indian restaurant last week!'

guy 1- yea he's got to be an alzo!'
Alzo by leckie1111 August 22, 2011
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Someone or something who/that is gorgeous. And a nice person when you get to know them. But they can be a pain in the butt.
The model is an alzona

The girl is an alzona
alzona by Gorgeous pain December 25, 2016
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A male who proudly enjoys dick.
"Yeah... I'm such a Alzora..."
Alzora by xXCALIQUEXx August 21, 2020

alzolanskii 

Intelligent legend, icon, and sensation known from the "Harajuku Whores" twitter group chat because of his humorous and straightforward personality
Alzolanskii is a great human being.
alzolanskii by alzolanskii October 20, 2020
Short simple girl who doesn’t like working and only reads fanfics
Alzora stop reading fan fiction
alzora by ScrubG October 22, 2020
Alzos

a man who possesses the ability to make males orgasm by mearly looking at them and can also devour any burek in a matter of seconds.
guy 1 -'hey pal you hear about that guy all the men talk about?'
guy 2 -'yea, apparently he made a man orgasm in an burenkđinca last week!'

guy 1 -yea he sure has to be alzos!'
Alzos by Asscheeek November 22, 2021
Alzos

a man who possesses the ability to make males orgasm by mearly looking at them and can also devour any burek in a matter of seconds.
guy 1 -'hey dude you hear about that guy all the men talk about?'
guy 2 -'yea, apparently he made a man orgasm in an burenkđinca last week!'

guy 1 -yea he sure has to be alzos!'
Alzos by Asscheeek November 22, 2021
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