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Alzos

a man who possesses the ability to make males orgasm by mearly looking at them and can also devour any burek in a matter of seconds.
guy 1 -'hey dude you hear about that guy all the men talk about?'
guy 2 -'yea, apparently he made a man orgasm in an burenkđinca last week!'

guy 1 -yea he sure has to be alzos!'
Alzos by Asscheeek November 22, 2021
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ex-almost 

Ex-Almost: Someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friendsbut then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. This is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.
"Who's that?"
"My ex-almost, we hooked up every week for a month but nothing went past that"
ex-almost by ibeyuranh November 14, 2014

almosttoasty 

search it up, it's good and will make you ask your sexuality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
it's not gay if it's almosttoasty
almosttoasty by 8we6oqd4wq May 13, 2020

algospeak 

Slang or codewords that arise from the need to hide from content moderation on social media. Sometimes involves using numbers or special characters instead of letters or using different words that sound similar to the intended word.
unalive is a popular algospeak word that means kill
algospeak by CetusLapetus April 8, 2022
The first shit you do after a night out of heavy drinking. It's one killer shit.
*Stomach Growls*

Ben: AMY NEEDS AN ALCOSHIT
Alcoshit by CallieIsAVictim September 28, 2008

Allosaurus 

Allosaurus (æləˈsɔ rəs) is a genus of carnivorous theropod dinosaur that lived 155 to 150 million years ago during the late Jurassic period (Kimmeridgian to early Tithonian). The name "Allosaurus" means "different lizard" alluding to its unique concave vertebrae (at the time of its discovery). It is derived from the Greek ἄλλος/allos ("different, other") and σαῦρος/sauros ("lizard / generic reptile"). The first fossil remains that could definitively be ascribed to this genus were described in 1877 by paleontologist Othniel Charles Marsh. As one of the first well-known theropod dinosaurs, it has long attracted attention outside of paleontological circles. Indeed, it has been a top feature in several films and documentaries about prehistoric life.
As the most abundant large predatory dinosaur in the Morrison Formation, Allosaurus was at the top of the food chain, probably preying on contemporaneous large herbivorous dinosaurs, and perhaps even other predators. Potential prey included ornithopods, stegosaurids, and sauropods. Some paleontologists interpret Allosaurus as having had cooperative social behavior, and hunting in packs, while others believe individuals may have been aggressive toward each other, and that congregations of this genus are the result of lone individuals feeding on the same carcasses. Due to having a much weaker bite force and a much wider gape than most other large carnivorous dinosaurs, it may have attacked large prey by ambush, using its upper jaw like a hatchet.
Allosaurus by WhoDatFreshBoi December 8, 2018