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A stunning and beautiful goddess sent from above. She is strong willed, defiant. Alysa has passion for life & is loved by everyone. She is stunningly beautiful, averting attention to her everywhere she goes. She has long soft hair, a nice curvy body, a smile that makes your heart leap for joy, skin so smooth aching to be touched & beautiful eyes that mirror kindness. Her presence makes the bad days into good ones. Alysa is VERY energetic making an atmosphere instantly full of life. She is funny & appealing. Adventurous. Despite trials she always strives for self improvement. Alysa is a fighter for justice never allowing the weak to fall supporting them in every way she can. Alysa enjoys talking will listen & help others with problems. Her heart is pure & innocent always looking for ways to satisfy. She is someone you can trust and confide with all secrets. She will never betray you & will stand by your side. She is my best friend always there. As a lover she is considerate and enthusiastic catching and keeping attention. She loves with all her heart. She loves to be naughty & loves to be called baby. She does not share her man with ANYONE. She is extremely playful & adorably shy. The amount of effort she puts into life exceeds anyone I’ve known. I fell in love with Alysa Nicole I would follow and protect this girl to my grave.
Alysa by lilvietkyle December 21, 2013
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A girl who would stay up all night talking to you, never sleeps, never eats, never wants to get away. She has beautiful hair but wants to dye it too much, she disagrees if you call her pretty and hates compliments but acts like she likes it. If you ever meet an Alysa don't fuck around with her because she means business, she jokes around all the time but other times gets very angry and can't control it . She loves to be naughty & loves to be called baby, ect. She is extremely playful & adorably she is upfront with everything and doesnt mind being judged. She has a very low self esteem and wants to look more to the negative side than positive and waits for a man to change it, she turns down lots of guys and looks for the perfect one
Oh my god it's an Alysa!
Alysa by bb juice March 9, 2018
alysa is super sweet and kind. she is shy at first but once you get to know her she is funny as hell. alysa has a great body and a beautiful personality to go with it. once you meet an alysa don't ever let her go. she is a great kisser and is the best at sex. alysa is athletic, smart, beautiful, and out going. she has long brown hair and eyes of gold. in her love life she will do anything to get the one she wants and once she him she will never let him go. alysa is a little crazy and wild at time but that just turns people on to her even more. as far as being brave alysa will do anything for an adventure and will sometimes risk too much for a thrill. alysa is a real bad ass but will make your life worth it.
(love her forever)- alysa
alysa by #itsjustme!! January 28, 2014
A girl who would stay up all night talking to you, never sleeps, never eats, never wants to get away. She has beautiful hair but wants to dye it too much, she disagrees if you call her pretty and hates compliments but acts like she likes it. If you ever meet an Alysa don't fuck around with her because she means business, she jokes around all the time but other times gets very angry and can't control it . She loves to be naughty & loves to be called baby, ect. She is extremely playful & adorably she is upfront with everything and doesnt mind being judged. She has a very low self esteem and wants to look more to the negative side than positive and waits for a man to change it, she turns down lots of guys and looks for the perfect one
Oh my god, Isn't that an Alysa, so cute!
Alysa by bb juice March 9, 2018
Alysa is a beautiful person inside and out she is highly reliable and cherish her family closely. Alysa is the perfect best friend an has a great sense of humor once she let's you in. Alysa was a pimp in high school she had many boyfriends but didn't pursue any of them. Alysa will keep u on an adventure when it's time to have fun an create many moments that you will cherish. Having alysa as a friend is the best thing that will ever happen to you and you must keep her away from Mexicans at all times I repeat at all times. Alysa Is also the best supporteryou can have and need. The world needs Alysa
Can we please order an Alysa atvstarbucks.
Alysa by Darryls bestie November 25, 2017
Alysa is the best person you could ask for to be in your life. She is beautiful and has a perfect smile. She has all the guys after her but stays loyal to hers. She is full of energy and fills the room with joy and gives everyone a better vibe. An alysa is the best person you could ask for because she will never switch up on you and she will always make you happy. If you find an alysa don’t lose her. :)
Me: Dang she’s so cute and perfect

Friend: oh she must be alysa
Alysa by Cody Cherne May 4, 2019
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