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An Alvanist is a person who subscribes to the theory that Alvin the chipmunk is receiving the best head. Because the entire theory is based on the subjective observation that Alvin's female is the most attractive and skilled (at giving head), it is regarded by most chipmunkist intellectuals as shallow and uninformed. Many also associate alvinists as being normies, as their theory is the most common or widespread, and holds the general public bias.
The alvinists were laughing at big chungus memes on their way to area 51.
Alvinist by tedlywinks September 19, 2019
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The Alvinist group tends to be split up into two groups; The normies Alvinists and the intellectual Alvinists. Many Theodorians and Simonists believe that Alvinists are normies due to the common belief that their main argument is that Brittany is the most experienced out of the chipettes therefore give the best head. However, this is the argument of the normie Alvinists. The intellectual Alvinist's argument is that due to Alvin clearly being the most popular chipmunk, he obviously gets the most head and sexual intercourse. Due to this he has been desensitised and for him to making such an expression and to be clutching onto the couch for dear life it shows that this must be the best head he has ever received, which for a chipmunk with so much experience and desensitisation is very rare and clearly shows that he is in fact receiving the best head.
P1: He's an Alvinist, what a normie.
P2: No, thats an intellectual Alvinist his arguments are much more sufficient.
Alvinist by quadrum September 24, 2019
Typically used to describe a person who thinks that Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks is getting the best head, however, it may be used as a derogatory term meaning "fool", "idiot", or "dumbass".
"Why is that kid drinking from the toilet?"
"Don't pay attention to him, he's an Alvinist."
Alvinist by Theodorian September 20, 2019
A beautiful soul that will forecer captivate the vision of all that behold, a wonderful girl that will always be there to listen to any problems and worries you may have, an overall fantastic person, usually being a loveble bitch, anyone would just die to be with her.
"You wanna go find some Becky's?"

"Nah I'm looking for an Alainie to settle down with."
Alainie by YajXineohp November 3, 2016

Alvinned 

When you lose a fantasy football Matchup because a skill position player throws an erroneous touchdown or interception
Wow I can't believe I just lost because Reggie Wayne threw an interception, man I just got Alvinned!
Alvinned by Ali Da juiceman September 23, 2013

Alvince Kurt Paitan 

Is a bad Basketball player which can not shoot or make any shots, He is most likely Trash at Basketball But he will not give up,Even though he is bad at basketball(TRASH) he still trys his best.
Alvince Kurt Paitan is Trash at basketball he can not shoot a shot at the ring it will always go air ball.